wcknightjr
Don Juan
It's amazing what I learned my senior year, and now that I'm just starting college I ALREADY regret wasting the years I had there.
I was forcefully "brought out of the cave" so the speak when it came to dances at the winter formal my senior year. See, my date (nothing real serious between us) decided to ditch me for some ex-boyfriend she ran into I heard they did all sorts of lovely things on the dancefloor...good thing I didn't witness any of it. My friends were feeling bad for me but I said FVCK that! I didn't pay $80 for the ticket, $60 for the limo, $70 on the tux, plus dinner to have a crappy night like this!
Then I found myself out of the cave
I didn't know until that night that you could walk up to ANY girl dancing by herself and grind on her! This one HB9.5 got all crazy on me and started bending over in front of me and leaning her head back to my chest as she looked up at me...then she told me she'd better stop before her date got back .
I did this with multiple HB 9+'s and before long I had forgot all about that stupid BIATCH. And I would describe myself as a very average looking guy! I have to say it turned my senior year around and made dances something to really be looked forward to. You know that hot chick that you've heard is a freak? This is your chance to find out! Find her on the dancefloor and get behind that ass. While ur doin that you might as well introduce yourself!
So here's what you do, broken down, for all you guys goin stag or for some reason you aren't with your date:
1) Walk around the dancefloor looking for a chick dancing by herself (or even with her friends! ). Male sure ur not with your buddies either; they'll just slow you down.
2) Get behind that ass (gently guiding her waste with your hands). Here you might want to ask if she wants to dance (she prolly won't say no, but it's good form anyways)
3) Keep your hips in sync with hers and just relax, try to keep the contact as much as possible, and maybe put a slight thrusting motion into it (not too much!). Remember to keep your feet shuffling around a little bit, but don't let her push you back too much (the freaky one's do that more ) You can alternate having both hands on her waste, one hand off, etc. Once you get comfortable with your hands, you can move them down a little bit, again not too much or you might have this encounter cut short with painful consequences.
4) Don't worry too much about that chub. If you can help it, try to get it facing up towards your stomach, but if not don't worry you might turn her on more.
5) Exchange names. You want to have rapport if you want to talk to her later. Simpler is better since you prolly won't be able to hear each other very well.
From there it's up to you. Your job is to repeat this as many times as possible at every dance you can (unless you have a date that wants to grind all night). When you get back to school pay attention to if any of these girls gives you any kind of a look. If you get that look...GO FOR IT. GREEN LIGHT DING DING!!
I was forcefully "brought out of the cave" so the speak when it came to dances at the winter formal my senior year. See, my date (nothing real serious between us) decided to ditch me for some ex-boyfriend she ran into I heard they did all sorts of lovely things on the dancefloor...good thing I didn't witness any of it. My friends were feeling bad for me but I said FVCK that! I didn't pay $80 for the ticket, $60 for the limo, $70 on the tux, plus dinner to have a crappy night like this!
Then I found myself out of the cave
I didn't know until that night that you could walk up to ANY girl dancing by herself and grind on her! This one HB9.5 got all crazy on me and started bending over in front of me and leaning her head back to my chest as she looked up at me...then she told me she'd better stop before her date got back
.I did this with multiple HB 9+'s and before long I had forgot all about that stupid BIATCH. And I would describe myself as a very average looking guy! I have to say it turned my senior year around and made dances something to really be looked forward to. You know that hot chick that you've heard is a freak? This is your chance to find out! Find her on the dancefloor and get behind that ass. While ur doin that you might as well introduce yourself!
So here's what you do, broken down, for all you guys goin stag or for some reason you aren't with your date:
1) Walk around the dancefloor looking for a chick dancing by herself (or even with her friends!
). Male sure ur not with your buddies either; they'll just slow you down.2) Get behind that ass (gently guiding her waste with your hands). Here you might want to ask if she wants to dance (she prolly won't say no, but it's good form anyways)
3) Keep your hips in sync with hers and just relax, try to keep the contact as much as possible, and maybe put a slight thrusting motion into it (not too much!). Remember to keep your feet shuffling around a little bit, but don't let her push you back too much (the freaky one's do that more
) You can alternate having both hands on her waste, one hand off, etc. Once you get comfortable with your hands, you can move them down a little bit, again not too much or you might have this encounter cut short with painful consequences.4) Don't worry too much about that chub. If you can help it, try to get it facing up towards your stomach, but if not don't worry you might turn her on more.
5) Exchange names. You want to have rapport if you want to talk to her later. Simpler is better since you prolly won't be able to hear each other very well.
From there it's up to you. Your job is to repeat this as many times as possible at every dance you can (unless you have a date that wants to grind all night). When you get back to school pay attention to if any of these girls gives you any kind of a look. If you get that look...GO FOR IT. GREEN LIGHT DING DING!!
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