"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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How to tell if you got a GOOD girl or A BAD girl.
First start with her Perfume. If it's something out of Victoria then you got your self a winner. If it's the cheap sh1t then wait and watch what your girl dose.
Next
Come the Undies.
If Nice and thin man oh man you got your self another winner.But if it's Granny or Low-Rise watch your girl she not going any-where.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Number 2

How to get a girl more into the mood.
First you have to be cool.That mean's smoth and she looks willing.
AKA the look!
Next Give the look back and a simple look will do.
Then start kissing on her neck smothly and soft. She will start to feel go after that. Kiss her upper cheat the same way. Don't go to far down. She start to simle real dig now.
ANd you just got her started.
 

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Funny sh1t! :D

Thanks for the laugh

What if she's not wearing panties? :eek: :confused:
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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If I was up your ass you'd know
if she wears pants youve got a winner, but if she wears overalls then wait and watch what she does.

If she brushes her hair, youve got a winner. But, if she doesn't then wait and watch what she does.

tip how to get a girl more in the mood -

tell her you want to give her a "hot carl", and when she says ok, take a big hot steamy dump on her chest.
 

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Originally posted by b's nuts
if she wears pants youve got a winner, but if she wears overalls then wait and watch what she does.

If she brushes her hair, youve got a winner. But, if she doesn't then wait and watch what she does.

tip how to get a girl more in the mood -

tell her you want to give her a "hot carl", and when she says ok, take a big hot steamy dump on her chest.


lmfao :D :D
 
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