"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Tinder Surfing - Ran into my Ex (Comments)

Lotus Effect

Lotus Effect

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Hey guys!

This just happened right now, and I need to share this with you guys.

Not that anything will change at all.

Just like to share that I was browsing "meat" and I've saw her. The one who got me here in the first place about a year ago!

It was the first time I saw her image in almost a year now. Curiosity led me to see 5 more of them. Super sexy b*tch! F*ck!

Anyway. Even though I'm kindda shaky right now, it just proves me two things!

Number one, she is indeed single as she stated to my friend when he bumped on her the other day.

Number two, she is a class A hor, who is now willingly riding the caroussel. Not that she weren't, and not that I should care, but this is more evidence that she is just another chick out there with nothing but c0ck on her mind!

Well, as I've read in someone's sig, if the only thing she has going on for her is her pvssy, all her problems will wind up in c0ck!

F*ck this b*tch! Is saturday night, and I'm not letting this f*ck me up...


...again! Peace!
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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We've all been there. Proof your life is better than yours, but its still a kick in the gut.
 
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Well done ! I've been there and probably reacted so much worse than you
 
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So did you swipe to the left or the right?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I've got to say I'm a swiper!

I never check the chicks... I'm always swiping right and then I block the nono chicks!

Anyway. It is really odd, because today, after I've left my bath, I decided to check the chicks profile. And the only time I decided to check each profile individually, was the time were I saw her!

If I kept on swiping, I wouldn't even noticed her. Don't know what happened for me today, but I've got to say it might be destiny!

Anyway, went out tonight, won a poker tournament, and then went to a club and made out with a major hot chick!

21 y/o, sillicon b00bs! Major hotie! Sadly I couldn't "get it on" due to the ex on the back of my mind. But, on the other had, said lots and lots of kiny stuff to her, and got her really on the mood!

Not to kiss and tell, but I'm most likely f*cking her tomorrow! Only the sexual ones get the girls indeed!

Cheers! :up:

PS: Deleted the print screen I've took of my ex's tinder to show to my friends 'cause it was really bothering me seeing that h0r!
 
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