"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Tinder Surfing - Ran into my Ex (Comments)

Lotus Effect

Lotus Effect

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Hey guys!

This just happened right now, and I need to share this with you guys.

Not that anything will change at all.

Just like to share that I was browsing "meat" and I've saw her. The one who got me here in the first place about a year ago!

It was the first time I saw her image in almost a year now. Curiosity led me to see 5 more of them. Super sexy b*tch! F*ck!

Anyway. Even though I'm kindda shaky right now, it just proves me two things!

Number one, she is indeed single as she stated to my friend when he bumped on her the other day.

Number two, she is a class A hor, who is now willingly riding the caroussel. Not that she weren't, and not that I should care, but this is more evidence that she is just another chick out there with nothing but c0ck on her mind!

Well, as I've read in someone's sig, if the only thing she has going on for her is her pvssy, all her problems will wind up in c0ck!

F*ck this b*tch! Is saturday night, and I'm not letting this f*ck me up...


...again! Peace!
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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We've all been there. Proof your life is better than yours, but its still a kick in the gut.
 
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Well done ! I've been there and probably reacted so much worse than you
 
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So did you swipe to the left or the right?
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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I've got to say I'm a swiper!

I never check the chicks... I'm always swiping right and then I block the nono chicks!

Anyway. It is really odd, because today, after I've left my bath, I decided to check the chicks profile. And the only time I decided to check each profile individually, was the time were I saw her!

If I kept on swiping, I wouldn't even noticed her. Don't know what happened for me today, but I've got to say it might be destiny!

Anyway, went out tonight, won a poker tournament, and then went to a club and made out with a major hot chick!

21 y/o, sillicon b00bs! Major hotie! Sadly I couldn't "get it on" due to the ex on the back of my mind. But, on the other had, said lots and lots of kiny stuff to her, and got her really on the mood!

Not to kiss and tell, but I'm most likely f*cking her tomorrow! Only the sexual ones get the girls indeed!

Cheers! :up:

PS: Deleted the print screen I've took of my ex's tinder to show to my friends 'cause it was really bothering me seeing that h0r!
 
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