Tinder Nightmares LMFAO

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Master Don Juan

Mar 17, 2017

Online dating is kind of like when you want a tuna sandwich. And they give you that tuna mix full of mayonnaise and other crap. It's kind of nice and it will keep you alive but it ain't the real thing. But it's great for practicing your game. You will get more attention whoring more flakes more s*** tests and more random bad behaviour than in real. Exactly the kind of Fire DJ's zero fvcks attitude is formed in.

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.