"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Tinder Games...Cue Exasperated Sigh...

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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El Payaso

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Stupid is as stupid does.
 

badboyjmm

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Well those girls also got to watch out, if they are giving their addresses, it might turn out weird...
 

old married dude

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OMG, these betas must stop this! :crackup:

It will only escalate from pizza and sushi to nice jewelry & then "I'm looking to get my 2002 Honda Civic towed away & replaced with a brand new BMW 335i parked in my carport spot!"

:eek:
 

VladPatton

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Some dude please smear some dog$hit under the cheese before sending it. Enjoy b!tches!
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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skinnyguy

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Once again, I blame men. Women cannot get away with this if men don't let them.
 

devilkingx2

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it's not beta if they're messing around, it's beta if they think this is a good way to pick up
 

dk1990S111

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these girls dont even have to date anymore for a free meal, just hit up a tinder match and ask for pizza.....cant believe these guys are so stupid
 

Bokanovsky

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These broads are not very smart to give out their addresses to random guys on tinder. People should start posting the addresses of these pizza wh*res on sites like 4chan. I'm sure they will be getting plenty of "creative" stuff in the mail...
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

Read more...

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