"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Tinder game

John Constantine

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I'm curious about how you guy's are handling online dating via tinder ? I mean, I had 1 HB 8.5 like I normally get in real life but it's only because it was her first time on tinder as everyone knows a HB6 will still get a guy that looks much better than them. My tinder game sucks bad and so is my texting game but I'm learning. Tell me your approach with screenshot if possible, I'm sick of finding a crazy open liner just to get the attention of a hb6 troll
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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custardpie

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Go for the number and meet up asap. The less chit-chat the better. You're not after a penpal here, if you're sending more than 6-10 messages before getting the phone number you're doing it wrong.
If you need a good opener you can use mine. It sounds retarded but it actually works pretty well
"What's a (insert 'pretty' here if she doesn't look very confident lol) girl like yourself doing on here then. I can't imagine you'd have trouble finding a fella in real life....do you have webbed feet or something??"
Try it.
 

Jetleg

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Don't give them compliments. Just don't.

I'll tell you a little secret - it doesn't matter what you say. Its all about looks.

If you are good looking you can just ask them "dtf?" and some of them will say yes.
 
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