11pm: a few of the female regulars are seated at the bar. They’re alright, but nothing to write home about. You’re definitely not going to waste your time (and theirs) initiating a conversation. Its way too early!
12am: wow, what a smokeshow. You spend 15 minutes summoning up the courage to talk to her, secretly wishing it was 3am, until she brutally curves some other dude. Ouch. She disappears at 12:30 and you will never see her (or a girl anywhere near as hot) for the rest of the night.
1am: some decent girls have definitely started filing in. You now have two choices: you can pu$$y out and dance alone for the night or you can talk to them. You choose the latter...Fvck, these girls are so fvcking sober. Why isnt it 3am? A few girls wave you away but you talk to one and get a number. Nice.
2am: sh1t is going down. All the 8+s are gone but some quality 7s are in the mix. You try your hand with a few. If lucky, make out with one, if exceptionally lucky, take her home for an early night.
3am: the 5 or 6 that youre realistically going to be sleeping with accidentally stares at you for 20 seconds. Man, what you would do for one of the regulars right now...oh well, get it in and call it a notch.
Fin.
12am: wow, what a smokeshow. You spend 15 minutes summoning up the courage to talk to her, secretly wishing it was 3am, until she brutally curves some other dude. Ouch. She disappears at 12:30 and you will never see her (or a girl anywhere near as hot) for the rest of the night.
1am: some decent girls have definitely started filing in. You now have two choices: you can pu$$y out and dance alone for the night or you can talk to them. You choose the latter...Fvck, these girls are so fvcking sober. Why isnt it 3am? A few girls wave you away but you talk to one and get a number. Nice.
2am: sh1t is going down. All the 8+s are gone but some quality 7s are in the mix. You try your hand with a few. If lucky, make out with one, if exceptionally lucky, take her home for an early night.
3am: the 5 or 6 that youre realistically going to be sleeping with accidentally stares at you for 20 seconds. Man, what you would do for one of the regulars right now...oh well, get it in and call it a notch.
Fin.
