time to fight. soon.

[kev me723]

Long ASS story so i'm going to sum it up. If you don't want to know it just read the last 2 lines or sumthing. Never talked to this guy in my life, he WAS friends with my gf, he wants her bad. He hates me because he is jealous and he totally got burned by her. HATES ME, I'VE NEVER TALKED TO HIM. How immature right? my gf has told him MANY times that neither her or me are going anywhere, we're not going to break up, it's settled, she said she can't even live without me. This kid, however, has nonetheless been making threats for 1-2 weeks, about how he's going to "kick my ass" or jack me in the face or sum bs.

So, we are all SICK of this, he follows her around at school (i don't go to their school) and talks about me NONSTOP making threats that he has yet to carry out on. We've had enough. We're going to make it happen that we both end up in the same place and this fight can go down, cuz him getting his ass kicked is the only way to stop it.

I have EVERYTONE on my side except for this kids best friend, my gf, my friends, all his other friends are even on my side, they are ready to see me knock this fool out.

I am a good 3-4 inches taller than him, and my reach is obviously much longer. As far as buffness/proportions, about the same. I can easily beat this kid's ****.

However, I have never been in a fist fight before, I really do not have experience on my side. I don't think he really does either, but reguardless this is going to be a new experience, probably pretty fun haha.

SO, if anyone has any sort of fighting advice/tips for me to keep in mind that would me MUCH appreciated. Anything i should know considering i don't have the experience.

I got the girl, it's time to get the respect and shut the f*ckin AFC down.

 

[Flabbergasped?]

I'm a practitioner of nonviolence. If you've exhausted all diplomatic options, knock his @ss out. Don't rush to violence, and don't cause any permanent injuries, because then parents and attorneys jump in.

 

[kev me723]

I am not a violent person myself. I'm much more of a lover than hater or fighter. But he will not stop saying that he's gonna "knock me out", so i'm just waiting for this thing to start. It is inevitable now, i just want to be prepared.

 

[Flabbergasped?]

If that's the case, pwn him.

Remember, keep your guard up. Most pussies who make threats are insecure, and insecure guys are not above low blows, so I suggest being ready for that. If you watch your crotch/wear a cup, it should absorb most of the pain is the dude decides to be a ***** and go for the nutz. At that point, beat him senseless.

 

[AC/DC]

Im a total *******, I go straight for the face and nuts. Watch out for quick shots. Unconfident guys won't try to manhandle you, they try to just beat you senseless without much strategy. Aim for certain areas. Joints?

 

[dirtyvibe]

i dont think 3-4 inches is much of an advantage. its like an extra 1.5 cm in arm reach.

 

[Taviii]

I still have marks from my last fight, dont get me wrong I like fair fights, the adrenaline rush is great, but wearing the marks 1-2 weeks after a fight sucks.

Try to protect your face and be calm during the fight. The worst thing you can do is loosing your mind and getting angry. If hes afraid of you start right away and if hes a ***** he will start crying, if not you still have the advantage of makeing him mad.

My team will play saturday again, hope the big bruise on my foot (hiting heads is hard) heals till then and me and my crew can kick the other hooligans ass :kick:

 

[adit]

Ok here's a few tips you can use,I'm a boxer so I can tell you.

Since this is a streetfight,however,I shall manipulate a few of the ways you can fight this guy,ok?

Ok,you gotta punch the guy quick and make sure it hurts most.When people usually punch quickly,they don't get enough strength.So,to make most of your punch,punch the 'corkscrew' way.This brings out the most strength in your arm and allows you to punch quickly.This is known as a jab,in boxing terminology.Think of your arm as a corkscrew.Punch like that.

Secondly,stand perpendicular to the guy you're fighting with.This reduces the area your opponent has to inflict damage on you.Jab,with your left arm (if you're right handed) or vice versa (if you're left handed).

Now,even though this is a streetfight,dont be punching the guy at his balls.Thats gay.Punch on his chest,keep him from breathing.He'll be down in no time.

Oh,and if you want to finish it even quicker,punch below his chin.Thats a killer,though it leaves you susceptible to a lot of his attacks,so use sparingly.

Now its time for you to go and fight!

 

[Damian]

Tips for handling immature little kids?

Treat them like children. Appease them, ignore them, but don't play into their little games. If you beat ths crap out of this kid, you'll be in more trouble than you can imagine with the cops, with your school, and with your parents. This kid has been threatening you, and if you give in to his little reality frame, you lose. Do you think this kid is going to stop after you beat his ass? HELL NO. He's just going to make things EVEN WORSE for you. Beating the kid up won't make him shut up or change his motives.

If he acts like a child, treat him like one. And when a child wants to pick a fight, you appease them, don't get involved in their little drama. Know that he's being insecure and immature, and don't get dragged in. As a DJ, you should be calm and in control, no matter what the situation. Acknowledge that he is being a stupid little kid, but his threats are empty.

If it does come down to fist-fighting, you have two choices you can take:

1. Swing the first punch. Sure you'll get him down first, but liability is then on you.
2. Take the first hit, then beat his ass. If this kid is as wimpy as you say, you should be able to take a hit without too much damage. Flex your core, remember to protect your face, and don't get too ****y. On the other hand, liability will mostly be on him for landing the first blow.

In any case, fighting with this kid is only going to make your life worse. Yea, it'll feel great to beat the fag's face in, but in the end, your just screwing yourself up.

You are better than this kid. That's all you need to know.

-Damian

 

[shydude]

Hmm I used to fight a lot. I won every signle fight i ever had becouse i always hda balls to hit him firsts. Just kick his a$$ without hesitaions...Teach him a lesson and never be scared.!

 

[shydude]

And by the way, if u CAN try not to fight becouse ya man u can get into a lot of trouble, especially if hes younger.!!

 

[kev me723]

yeah he is a year older than me and he's still 17 so it probably wouldn't matter, although I heard that the day you turn 17 you are tried as an adult, while i'm still 16. We go to different schools so school trouble isn't a problem. I definetly do NOT want my parents to find out about any of this, although if it's self-defense on my part they really can't say anything. I'm not going to instigate, but I really don't see any other way to stop this foolishness besides beating his ass.

 

[dannowillbookem]

ive never been in a fistfight either, which is pathetic. private schools most my life, boring ****.

it sounds best to catch him at a party or something, taunt him about his threats (do this in front of others so he is accountable and cant just say ah i was playing and keep doing it) and tell him to come on if he wants to go. sounds like the safest way to get him to hit you first (shield face) and go from there.

but im not a fighter so what do i know.

 

[TheNewGuy]

ive never been in a fistfight either, which is pathetic. private schools most my life, boring ****.

it sounds best to catch him at a party or something, taunt him about his threats (do this in front of others so he is accountable and cant just say ah i was playing and keep doing it) and tell him to come on if he wants to go. sounds like the safest way to get him to hit you first (shield face) and go from there.

but im not a fighter so what do i know.

Eh... party = drunk people. Drunk people like to fight and are likely to jump in just for the hell of it.

I wouldn't do it with a ton of other people around. Just bring a few friends so if he decides to get dirty you have some backup.

 

[lol 123]

yea, get a few backup, if the law is what you say it is it's the perfect chance to burn his ass.

 

[Nzo]

Worst thing u can do is underestimate the person your fighting, if youve never been in a fight before its impossible to know how good you will be at fighitng. Dont judge by the guys muscles or how much weight he can lift, muscles dont make you a good fighter.

 

[Viper]

I'm kind of in a simular situation, being that I'm going to fight this ******* who's been messing with me ever since he moved here this year and I want to know, what's the best strategy for facing guys stronger than you? Also, how do you avoid getting grappled? You know, when the guy puts your arms behind your back and locks your arms so that you're screwed and can't move? Not sure what it's called, but I notice that a lot of 'bullies' use this technique. I think if I can dodge that, then I'm pretty good, the guy doesn't actually punch too hard, but the fact that he's fast might get in the way. Also, where are good places to aim and get some good damage on this guy? I know the balls are a good place, but I think he may be too fast for that.

 

[coolguy676767]

TIPS:

This is coming from a football player that has been in his fair share or fights, and I am not ashamed to say that when I was much younger I have lost some fights and learned from them, but I have won quite a few as well so here it goes.

1. THROW THE FIRST PUNCH, I would say about 85-90% of the fights I have ever seen or heard of, the person to throw the first punch wins. This doesnt mean it has to be a sucker punch, lets put it this way, if you see him, and you say lets ****ing do this or whatever, and he says something back, then its on now, there is no such thing as a sucker punch if your both looking at each other, and your already talking trash.

2. DONT STOP PUNCHING, this isnt a boxing match, neither one of you is trained, so its not like he is good enough to avoid them all and tire you out. Most of these fights like this only last a minute tops, and thats really, really, really, much longer than you think when your in it or watching it. So I dont mean to flail, just keep punching straight out and don't stop. If he is inexperienced then chances are he is just going to be so worried about getting hit, he will hardly even throw a punch. Just make sure you stay as the aggressor. Even if you hardly land any of them, poeple will still be saying you destroyed him.

3. STAY LOW, he is shorter than you and if he is smart at all, when your are throwing the most punches he will try to put his face in your stomach grab your legs and drive you to the ground. If you stay low, he wont be able to, and as soon as you see his face going low like that, knee him in the damn face.

4. If you get put in a headlock, bite, scractch, poke, do whatever you have to do to get out of it. Punch him in the kidney area or the balls which are usually wide open if you has you in a headlock, and turn your throat away from his forearm, otherwise he will just choke you out. Just remember there are no rules in streetfights like this, as long as you dont use a weapon, to me there is no such thing as fighting dirty. I mean if you have to poke him in the eyes to save yourself, then why wouldnt you do it. I mean how can people put rules on things that are already against the rules. Its like saying there are only certain ways to steal things or something, its stupid(thiefs suck ass though).

 

[itishe]

Didn't even read your post, but I believe you should fight.

Makes you feel good.