"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Time for a **** ring?

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I've been seeing her for a few weeks now and she invites me over to watch movies which is always foreplay/kissing/time to go to the bedroom...

Once we get into it everything is going good but she is pretty tight for me (awesome) but she starts to get "tighter" or loses some of her lube and then it's like a clamp which I think is her "feel good" position which totally constricts my dong. So it's either I *** as fast as possible and do maintenance work till it's go time again or I go soft without cuming and maintenance work. If she goes down on me it's back to business but I've never had this problem with a woman before and I'm a bit worried she will think I'm turned off, and upset I'm not getting off or going soft while inside her.

Luckily I found the best position for us is 69 and she is down with that which is fine by me because her mouth feels great and I finish well on that end.

I'd like to handle this without a boner pill but I can't be the only guy that has dealt with this boa constrictor vag before? And remedies other than missionary position because it's both missionary and when she's on top.

I'm thinking lube but there is no suave way to pull out a bottle of lube during sex afaik
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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So Crisco or whiskey ****... I figured as much but I'll report back when I see her face as I pull out a bottle of lube, she already pulled out a vibrator on me and masturbated with it as I played the side lines cheering her on.
 

Bible_Belt

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No woman is going to be embarrassed about her pvssy being too tight. Using that vibrator of hers and orgasming a lot is what gives her vag muscles a workout. That's why she gets so tight.

And I think astroglide gel is the best lube. The liquid is ok if you use condoms.
 

Scaramouche

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Dear Last Man,
"I can't be the only guy that has dealt with this boa constrictor vag before?"She will settle down to be a lot of fun!...I had a girl once who had ridden horses all her life....When she was excited she would clamp her thunder thighs together and a Man could not move...That is a worse situation I promise you!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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sodbuster

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grab one leg and pull it up and hold it during Missionary... the back of her knee and the inside of your elbow....
 

glass half full

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^^ This. Had that trouble myself. If you put the leg on your right over towards the left, and position yourself over that leg at the bottom that feels real good.
 
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