"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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kegger

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Ok, Maybe you people have had this problem also but I am 17 and run three businesses. www.keganskandy.com, www.visitgreenein.com and a small local vending business. I spend most of my daily hours working on something to do with these things. I am also president of the local humane society teen club and that takes up lots of my time.

Now those facts don't matter much but what I am wanting to know is how you guys handle being short on time. I just don't have time to go searching for a GF and want one but don't know how to do it with my schedule. I spend most of my hours on my computer, is their any good way to try and seduce over the internet, not far away but people in my driving range (I know people say this isn't a good thing to do but I really don't know what else to do). If this is possible, can I get clued in on how to go about this.

I really just need your help, I am extremely desperate because I havn't been clsoe to a girl since my ex broke up with my in March.

Thanks, Kegger
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Docs

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Take a hour of every day and go do something new, go for coffee, or stroll downtown...the park..the beach, the mall, compehende?
 

Dutchy

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Dude you do way too much, if you go on like this you'll get a burnout. And even when you find yourself a girlfriend, how the hell do you want to pay any attention to her when you are too busy with your pc.

You'll have to stop with some of your current activities to get more free time, to find yourself a girl and to keep her.

And what the hell is a local humane society teen club?

hope this helps

Greetz from Holland
 

Skilla_Staz

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Are there any girls in your 'teen club'?

Bam. There ya go.

Get off the computer. Go to the mall. Myspace is also helpful. Keep the conversations on there to a minimum and go with the meet ups. Get the number, and call.

Also. Don't be desperate. You don't need some b*tch to make you a man. If you're feeling desperate, you will seem desperate.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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AC/DC

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Bro, im 18. All I do aside from 3 hours of college a day, is work, smoke weed, and talk to girls. Im probably way happier than you. Youre 17, YOU NEED TO TAKE IT EASY. Being lazy is a good thing, because it gives u time to think, relax, do the crap you want to do.
 

pooparu

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AC/DC said:
Bro, im 18. All I do aside from 3 hours of college a day, is work, smoke weed, and talk to girls. Im probably way happier than you. Youre 17, YOU NEED TO TAKE IT EASY. Being lazy is a good thing, because it gives u time to think, relax, do the crap you want to do.
Smoke weed everyday (i love the end of that song).

When I come to santa barbara man you gotta show me the ropes in Cali, I'm a straight up jersey/new york boy mann.

And OP, I understand you wanna be successful, etc, but maybe devote two or three days out of your week to just taking off if you don't wanna give up all that, it might cause more work on the days you do have to work, but at least you have days to yourself.

Or why don't you just hire a secretary or sometin to give you more time off?
 

kegger

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Ok, I know I should take more time off and I am doing that but still am busy. You must also understand when you say go to the mall that the nearest mall is over an hour away and with gas prices. Also, the most happening place in the town or anywere near were I live is McDonalds in the morning when all the old people are there. Just not that many people around.

Also, their is one girl in the teen club I am thinking of putting some moods on, more of a 7 but not a bad 7.

Also, I know I should be out playing the hot spots (u know what I mean), but is it possible to atleast even start a relationship over the internet before a meeting.

Kegger
 

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Go to a strip club or street alley.
 

kegger

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The most interesting alley in town is behind the local bar.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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