"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Lexington

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Are they really what they are cracked up to be? Looks like I'll be having my first ever threesome soon and it was totally unexpected. I recently started dating a bisexual chick. After I found out she was bi, I asked her if she'd be down to do a threesome. She initially refused flat out. But I kept joking about it, thinking she'd never take me up on it.

To my surprise, she told me she had a "present" for me. She's got a girl lined up. I haven't met this girl in person but I've seen her pics on Facebook and I'd definitely do her. I'm going to meet her later this week. I'm pretty excited, but I have to admit, I'm also pretty nervous since this will be the first time I've ever tried this.

Am I supposed to show more love to the girl I'm dating, or should I just go crazy and fvck the **** out of her friend? Do you make them compete for your attention and your meat? Should you be more gentlemanly about it and divide your attention and servings of your meat equally?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Gentlemanly, that's funny in this context :)
Logic: if the regular goes away, you have nothing. The friend will go away.
Keep the regular happy.

SH
 

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Dear Lexington,
S/H has it right,discuss your boundaries etc with your partner before you meet up....in this case it is for her to discuss the menu,sequence of activity with her friend...It will be very exciting for you all...discuss very carefully the agenda and priorities...remember who is the guest...you may be surprised how the Ladies interract.
 

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Trying to fvck two women is a lot like trying to fvck just one. Play it cool, act like you have done these things before and it's no big deal. Put the goal of everyone having a good time ahead of everything else.

Of course, jealousy is the thin ice upon which you must tread, but remember that you have to control your own jealousy as well. Maybe the other girl will grab your girlfriend, throw her down, and lesbo-scissor her to a screaming orgasm that is louder than she's ever been with you. Make sure you're ok with that before you put yourself in that position.
 

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Lexington, do the threesome. Relax and just have fun with it. Don't worry about losing your girlfriend (if you call her that). Seriously, do you really want a long-term relationship with a bisexual chick?

Just make sure you don't cvm too early. Eat a bunch of celery and fruit leading up to it, and beat off before you go. Or take viagra.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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1. Are they all they're cracked up to be?
Answer = No. They are a fantasy that has been beaten out of all proportion in everything we have seen since we were old enough to understand 'fu@king', and the reality is much harder to deal with.

speed dawg said:
Lexington, do the threesome. Relax and just have fun with it. Don't worry about losing your girlfriend (if you call her that). Seriously, do you really want a long-term relationship with a bisexual chick?

Just make sure you don't cvm too early. Eat a bunch of celery and fruit leading up to it, and beat off before you go. Or take viagra.
2. Good advice. Especially the latter part.
 

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I'd be more concerned about performing for "round 2",than I would about cvming too early. If you "beat off before you go", you're using up round 1, and starting with round 2. Even at 27, round 3 wouldn't come easily.

Also, I tend to be hardest/biggest the longer I've gone without. So being quick is offset by being bigger.

You know your own body, so decide accordingly. Based on my body though, I'd save up for the event.
 

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JMO but I'd only do it if you're not serious about an LTR with this girl. Never works for most people.

If you do, I agree just treat it like normal sex. Play it cool, defer to the regular, and have CLEAR boundaries beforehand.
 

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Don't jizz in the other girl. Your gf will take it personally.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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azanon said:
I'd be more concerned about performing for "round 2",than I would about cvming too early. If you "beat off before you go", you're using up round 1, and starting with round 2. Even at 27, round 3 wouldn't come easily.

Also, I tend to be hardest/biggest the longer I've gone without. So being quick is offset by being bigger.

You know your own body, so decide accordingly. Based on my body though, I'd save up for the event.
This is good advise. I wouldn't use up round 1 before. I know I'm good for 2 rounds, 3 might be pushing it.

Also, since the gal is bi-sexual, I don't see any reason why if you need a breather between rounds...they'll be focusing on each other, and you can use other tools in the arsenal until you are ready.

I'd just make the most of it, and enjoy the time.
 

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Dear Azanon,
Loved your post,It is obvious that you have done the dastardly deed....silly really the number of posts giving directions along a Road I doubt they have ever travelled.
 
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I don't get how you're supposed to discuss clear boundaries beforehand with the girls (I'm talking about a threesome where I don't really know the girls that well, it's NOT a gf and her friend situation).

If you hardly know either girl, then what boundaries could you possibly have?

And if it's a gf+friend 3some, then it should be easy to communicate with your girlfriend. Still, I could only see boundaries coming from her and not you. I can't think of any limits I'd want on a FFM threesome...:confused: ...maybe no farm animals? If the girl showed up at your door with a Great Dane, I might be a little worried.
 

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From my experience through observation...MOST of the relationships I've known where a 3-some was experienced led to a love-triangle of emotion.

I purposfully nixed this notion in my last relationship (because I wanted to preserve our emotional relationship)...but alas the truth is, if a girl is suggesting this, it is likely not the "one" anyways so maybe you should have your fun.

I've never had a 3-some. Some buddies have. A few said it was weird. Another guy, much more of a womanizer, said it was awesome. But it was strictly sex.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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I've had two, real, both bisexual women threesomes, and I re-iterate all my previous thoughts.

Viagra is your friend.
 

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SecondHalf said:
Please elaborate? I'm not aware of the benefits.

SH
Ask Peter North.
 

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So we did the deed over the weekend. A few days before we got down to business, we all met up and went out for a night on the town. Basically we went bar hopping and ended up at a club by the end of the night. It was a good opportunity to get to know this new girl and we could all get comfortable in each others' company.

It was fun and it was definitely an interesting experience but it certainly wasn't what it's hyped up to be (I guess it's impossible to live up to the hype). We all did pretty much what we felt like because we all agreed that we just wanted to have fun. The other girl seemed to be a little more on the lesbo side so she was more interested in the girl I'm dating, while my girl seems to be more into c0ck. I didn't have to worry about offending her.

We went 3 rounds and then ended up in the hot tub. All in all, it was a pretty cool experience and it's another thing I can cross off the bucket list. Next up, I want to do a Lebanese chick and a really tall girl.
 

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Lexington said:
We went 3 rounds and then ended up in the hot tub. All in all, it was a pretty cool experience and it's another thing I can cross off the bucket list.
Nice work. :yes:

How good is it watching the 2 of them go at it on each other right in front of you.... love that.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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