Once trained a new guy at my job, he was around 300 pounds and looked like a monster, but he was married. The guy was a huge AFC and would always take breaks and call his woman. This lead to mostly fights. One day he hands me the phone (big mistake) I get to chatting her up, and before the convo ended, his wife, and her friend (they kept switching the reciever back and forth) wanted to meet me that night to have a 3-way.
I was stoked.. But wait I had never seen these girls, and judging from the guy.. any woman that would do him has to be either fat or ugly or even both.
When the guy left, I called his wife and told her to come and see me at lunchtime the next day. They pull in, and one is fat as all get out, and one is snaggletoothed and skanky, but with a nice body. Their man came running up to the car when he heard what was going on, and the ***** didnt even care, she started being even more brazen and saying how she'd suck my co<k right there in the parking lot.. The whole situation was so damned strange that I told them to come back after my shift and we might "party".
I had 5 hours to think, and even though (at that time) I had never had a 3-some, all it took was a mental image of looking down and seeing that skanks crooked teeth on my co<k to make me change my mind. I'm glad I held out, because after that I had a couple of 3-ways, with all very cute participants.
So if they are above a certain level of fugly, then by all means NEXT-> both of them. But if they are doable, and after you go through all the possible mental pictures/possibilities and don't vomit, then bang them both like a cheap drum.
PS: the guy always talked crap about me behind my back after that, but when I would be near him, he'd come close to having his nose up my arse. God how I love being an alphamale.