Three Weeks to get a Girlfriend or I Lose all my Pride

[ThatGuyOverThere]

Ok, so I was texting my co-leader from my leadership group (a HB8) because we hadn't had time to plan any activities for tomorrow's meeting with our freshmen, and our conversation took an interesting turn. Here's basically how it went down:

(*Planning*)

Me: Wow, I can't believe we actually agreed on something. It seems like we always fight about everything lately.
Her: Yeah well I'm not feeling well enough to argue tonight.
Me: Thanks for letting me know how to win any future arguments. I'll just wait to make my move until you're sick. And they said winning an argument with a woman was impossible!
Her: Well, most of the time it would be, but not today. Women get what they want, and the sooner you learn that the better, or you won't get any girls.
Me: See, this is why dating today is overrated. So you're telling me that I have to cater to some girl's every whim, buy her gifts, pay for her dinners, actually listen to what she says, and put up with all the extra drama? Tell me, what do I get out of it, besides an empty wallet?
Her: Yeah, pretty much. Good luck getting any girls with that terrible outlook. It's not about the money, it's about the company, friendship and love that two people share. But I guess you don't want that, so whatever.
Me: Of course a woman would say it's not about the money, you're not the one paying it! And I hope you know I wasn't being serious. Ok, only partly serious. And I don't need luck getting girls, but thanks anyway.
Her: Oh alright, go get those girls and prove me wrong then!
Me: Is that a challenge? If it is, I'm not going to back down.
Her: Alright, then. You have three weeks to get a girlfriend and you have to keep her for at least two months.
Me: Sounds interesting. I'll have to think about this, and I'll get back to you tomorrow.

I don't think I know yet what I've gotten myself into, but I have to do this. Of course, this just puts added pressure on me. Now, I don't want to get into a relationship for all the wrong reasons, and I definitely don't want to just jump into one with a woman of low quality in order to win this "bet," but if this doesn't motivate me, then I don't know what will.

 

[MushroomGod]

Man that convo was soooo AFC. Good luck.

 

[DJVladdy]

This girl has ~0 respect for you. That's unacceptable.
Besides being disrespectful, she's also a liar, trying to BS you about love, and friendship, and company.

Tell her that "oh but I thought you had your family, girl friends, and gay boy friends for those 3 things? You think I should go cut off my dyck right now, is that a good idea? cuz i mean... why do I even need one, its sooo unnecessary! I'm obviously not on this planet to spread my genes and populate the earth -- I'm here to give dumb wh0res like you friendship, company, and love!!"

 

[ready123]

good exercise

pointless as hell, but where you're coming from, you'll learn a lot over the next 3 weeks just by trying

 

[magnet7]

Yeah, she has no respect for you. Seems like you already accepted it though.

Here's what I would do...

Find a girl.......doesn't matter if she's hot or not, just find a girl within 3 days, and get comfortable doing stuff with her (kissing, feeling, sex, you know).

Then when it's at 3 days, tell that girl you did it. Tell her you thought she said 3 days...and go up to her with your girl and make out in front of her. Basically just shove it in her face.

 

[MMA Juan]

Haha, HELL NO!

Don't find a girlfriend, don't make out in front of her with any girl at all.

You won't be rubbing it in her face if you do that... In fact it will be the opposite.

If you get a g/f in 3 weeks, it's going to make you look pathetic. Why? Because it will be obvious that you did it for HER!

How sad will that look? Not only has she got total disrespect as it is, but she will feel so pedestalised knowing that because of 'her challenge', you had to go out there in a time frame to find 'yourself' a girlfriend.

Make sure you don't find anyone. In 3 weeks when she asks you where your girlfriend is, say "You actually thought I'd find a girl because you challenged me?" What makes her so high and mighty that men should comply with what she says, or challenges in this particular scenario. She should go and get ****ed.

 

[Jitterbug]

So some biatch said "Jump!" and you are going to say "How high?", right?

 

[Tyron]

agreed with above. let her find his afc boyfriend while we take all the fun girls.

 

[ThatGuyOverThere]

Wow, I'm being ripped to shreds here, but it's well deserved. Thanks for knocking some sense into me, I clearly still have a long way to go. This is a lose-lose situation, as I'm going to look bad either way. Besides, I thought this chick would be a fun co-leader, but so far she's just been a *****, disagreeing with seemingly everything I put forward. Wow, I feel so damn stupid right now.

 

[Señor Fingers]

Her: Alright, then. You have three weeks to get a girlfriend and you have to keep her for at least two months.

You: I will do even better than that. You are officially my girlfriend right now... one sec..just let me hide my wallet.

 

[romangod]

Wow, I'm being ripped to shreds here, but it's well deserved. Thanks for knocking some sense into me, I clearly still have a long way to go. This is a lose-lose situation, as I'm going to look bad either way. Besides, I thought this chick would be a fun co-leader, but so far she's just been a *****, disagreeing with seemingly everything I put forward. Wow, I feel so damn stupid right now.

Don't feel stupid. Learn from this foolish excercise. Realizing that it is a lose-lose situation is a good start.



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[ThatGuyOverThere]

Well ****, this situation just got messy. Yesterday we were meeting with our group, and everything I tried to do with the freshmen she disagreed with, made some sarcastic comment, and tried to give her own orders. She makes trouble out of nowhere, as she started randomly ripping me to the freshmen, telling them that I'm a woman-hater who doesn't want to spend money. I couldn't believe that my "partner" would go that low so I outright told her to stop being such a stupid ***** in front of everyone.

Things got weirder today when my leader told the rest of our senior group to go so he could talk to the two of us. Apparently he noticed that we weren't getting along, and he wanted us to talk it out. We talked for a little, told him things would be fine and then left, but on the walk through the hallways afterwards it was a complete, awkward silence. When I saw her earlier in the hallways she didn't acknowledge my presence and gave me a look that indicated she was angry with me. Normally I could just ignore her, but she's my partner for the rest of the year, so I'm stuck. The other people in the group are telling me to just give in and let her have total control like she wants, but no ****ing way am I going to do that. I'm sick of butting heads over this bull****, though, so any advice on how to defuse this situation?

 

[Jitterbug]

You lost your cool, mate. You let her biatchiness affect you. You should've kept it light-hearted and not taken her seriously. She was behaving like a spoilt child and you should've acted like an adult.

Next time you see her, act like nothing's happened and start from scratch with the attitude I just mentioned above. Joke around a bit when she calls you this and that. When you've established in front of everyone's eyes that you're the cool friendly guy and she's just being an unreasonable biatch, other people, including your leader, will deal with her for you.

Good luck.

 

[punchitchewy]

Dominate her ass

Ideally you would be giving off the impression of a dominant dude from the start and her bs wouldn’t phase you but the next best thing is to start now. Calling her a ***** in front of froshies isn’t dominant, it shows you aren’t in control of your emotions and she’s getting to you.

Next time you guys are leading a group you need to take the fvck over. You are the man, the natural leader, and you are going to demonstrate it to the crowd, the girl, and yourself. Look up the article on the million dollar mouthpiece and being in state and apply these.

Your objective is to completely lead the interaction and force her to entirely take the back seat throughout the entire day. You get in state from the very beginning and talk loudly and constantly, not letting her get a word in edgewise. She suggests anything you dismiss it as cute, sweet, weak, or ‘creative’ like it’s an idea coming from a 5-year-old, but then override it with your suggestion which you express with dominant confidence. If she let’s you take over great, ignore her. If she’s obviously fighting and trying to get on your nerves you give her funny backhanded insults, (ie. What daffy duck here was trying to say… ). If she really gets edgy and you’re feeling ‘on’ consider stepping in front of her when she starts to say something annoying and just start talking louder like she doesn’t exist. If she shoves you maybe put her in a playful headlock and mess up her air, all while talking dominantly about something unrelated to her. If she talks about how you’re a woman hater to a random freshman just smile and act cute saying, “What, she said I’m a woman hater? Look at me, do I look like a woman hater to you?” And smile and put your head on the *****es shoulder while looking at the freshman, who will likely smile at you and give some irrelevant supportive response.

The ultimate thing you can do to crush this girl is to get an arguably hotter girl ASAP and offhandedly show her a pic of you kissing her like it’s no biggie. She’ll probably say something sarcastic like, “WOW OMG you did all that to impress me? You must really be insecure.” You just shrug (shrugging is cool for this kind of thing) and say, “Maybe. And maybe I just enjoy kissing pretty girls. And maybe I don’t need to buy girls things for them to be attracted to me.” If she acts like you did this for her you act surprised that she doesn’t think it’s natural for you to have beautiful women all the time. This may seem like playing into her game but the way you reframe it shows you get hotter girls than her all the time and you don’t let them control you like she’d want you to. If you break up with that chick, the ***** may say something like, “Ha, see? Loser.” You say, “See what? I dumped her.” Zing.

Is it worth doing all this for her? Hell no, but let’s face it, it’s a hell of a victory and a story for you.