Three simple steps to getting chicks numbers on POF/ OK Cupid

[Naughty Ninja]

*If you don't use online dating. Don't bother reading this.*

1) Create your own unique, funny, brief opener email. (Wedding theme, mom/grandmother wants you to date them/ or cheeky seeing if they are a "good girl" whom you should meet types so far work best.) You'll have to tweak them to see which versions you make up work the best for replies. Try testing them out first FAAR away from your home area so as not to burn them out with chicks local to you but just to see what gives you the best responses. AFTER you've got a good message..THEN spam it out to chicks in your area. You don't want to test them out in your area right away and have to think of something new or have spammed something similar to them that will make them not reply as they already got one from you that wasn't perfected yet.

2) As soon as they reply you don't keep trying to be funny. (You aren't trying to constantly come off as a clown to entertain them.) You then send your "caring" message: "Hey you!" along with asking them how POF/ OKCupid is working for them signed off with your real first name and a smiley. (Chicks love those things. Plus you showed you "cared" by asking how they are being treated.) 99.999% Simply CANNOT resist from replying the second time as they love to "complain" about online dating.

3) Last and final email is going directly for what you want. Their number. (You'll set up a meet as soon as you get their number by texting/calling them later on that day or next day. Time is of the essence, so you don't want to wait too long as the chick is getting bombed daily with other dudes emails. Let them waste time chatting or shooting themselves in the foot by being obnoxious and too over the top vulgar. You may have already gotten several numbers your way while the "better looking dude" says something she doesn't like in many conversations or she views him as possibly fake as he never asks for her number and keeps BSing with her.)

When you get her "complaint" etc. talking about POF/OkCupid ,that's when you reply: "I hear you. I'm tired of getting hit up by all these risque types of chicks myself. I'm not on here much anymore. Feel free to give me your number and I'll give you a call sometime. =) (Your real first name)"

Depending on how good you look in your pictures you'll see them leaving their numbers and first names in the last reply to you.


Remember the sage advice of JudgeNismo regarding online dating:

"A man's online dating profile is only as good as his worst picture."

So don't forget to use your absolute BEST pictures and spam the crap out of your area with your own unique, funny, "complimentary" opener AFTER you've tested it out for the best replies in other states faaar from your area first.

 

[Demonpenz]

You are a master my friend. Thanks for the hard work.

 

[Fatal Jay]

love this bro, three simple fast steps

 

[Hydrak]

Thanks a lot bro. Got a few chicks thanks to your methods, much props. Keep making these threads, they really have a way of making me more creative sending messages.

 

[Naughty Ninja]

Here are some copy and paste I’d made up below. The “view profile” for chicks who just view you and don't email and or respond to the first message you can also try. One another SS poster made that one up but I don’t remember who.** Also look at POF Profile Insanity’s secrets link below. Great tips in there too. Especially the “meet me now” auto-clicker.

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=201616


The wedding one is:

Can we skip our first meet altogether and just head straight to the wedding chapel? =)

The mom one is:

My roommate came into the room while I was looking at your profile and told me that if I didn’t message you, she would. Now, she’s straight, so that’s an probably an empty threat but she does have an eye for pretty chicks so I’m totally going to trust my mom’s judgment on this one.

Let me know if she’s correct or else I swear to sweet baby Jesus I’m going to fulfill my promise of shipping her off to the “resting” home...It's up to you to be a super heroine and save my mom or else: Jello time for mommy and a side order of strained peas and carrots...



Or you can try:

I was thinking of sending you a semi-perfect opening message then I thought to myself: "Hmmm, I don't know but this adorable, lil cutie looks like trouble right here..

Your cute and positive email reply to me in 5.....4.....3.....2....1...GO! =)

***The should turn into a devil character with a pitchfork when sent on POF email.


For chicks who just view your profile yet don't reply to the first emails or just view you at random send the below whom another SS poster had made up (forgot who it was though.):

Oh okay...I see how it is...So you think you can just waltz up to my profile looking all cute..point at my pictures while laughing..and not say anything? Don't be a spy...say hi! =) (Your real first name)

 

[Bumsniff]

Here are some copy and paste I’d made up below. The “view profile” for chicks who just view you and don't email and or respond to the first message you can also try. One another SS poster made that one up but I don’t remember who.** Also look at POF Profile Insanity’s secrets link below. Great tips in there too. Especially the “meet me now” auto-clicker.

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=201616


The wedding one is:

Can we skip our first meet altogether and just head straight to the wedding chapel? =)

The mom one is:

My roommate came into the room while I was looking at your profile and told me that if I didn’t message you, she would. Now, she’s straight, so that’s an probably an empty threat but she does have an eye for pretty chicks so I’m totally going to trust my mom’s judgment on this one.

Let me know if she’s correct or else I swear to sweet baby Jesus I’m going to fulfill my promise of shipping her off to the “resting” home...It's up to you to be a super heroine and save my mom or else: Jello time for mommy and a side order of strained peas and carrots...



Or you can try:

I was thinking of sending you a semi-perfect opening message then I thought to myself: "Hmmm, I don't know but this adorable, lil cutie looks like trouble right here..

Your cute and positive email reply to me in 5.....4.....3.....2....1...GO! =)

***The should turn into a devil character with a pitchfork when sent on POF email.


For chicks who just view your profile yet don't reply to the first emails or just view you at random send the below whom another SS poster had made up (forgot who it was though.):

Oh okay...I see how it is...So you think you can just waltz up to my profile looking all cute..point at my pictures while laughing..and not say anything? Don't be a spy...say hi! =) (Your real first name)

Does this actually work? I'm curious to try it out

 

[Daily Insanity]

Appriciate the credit NN.

 

[Zarky]

Most of the lays I've gotten online have never involved getting a woman's number. I set up the date online and we meet and I may or may not get her number afterward.

Again, this brings up the problem with NN's technique for online dating. Since he doesn't actually bang the chicks, his "end game" is getting a number. But you don't have to get a number to get laid, and often it's actually counterproductive.

 

[Naughty Ninja]

Most of the lays I've gotten online have never involved getting a woman's number. I set up the date online and we meet and I may or may not get her number afterward.

Again, this brings up the problem with NN's technique for online dating. Since he doesn't actually bang the chicks, his "end game" is getting a number. But you don't have to get a number to get laid, and often it's actually counterproductive.

LMFAO! Hahahaha. You weren't GSP Sheilds were you Snarky?

Snarky should be setting up her "How to meet up with chicks without getting a number" tips shortly.

I guess your "advice" is having people put all their info on POF email? They just leave directions to their house on POF? LMFAO. 40 by 40 my azz.

Snarky seems to love to "forget" it's been mentioned I don't meet ANY of the chicks I've ever spammed off POF. I meet chicks in person. Don't believe me but that's the word on the streets though.

Please explain how my not meeting online chicks translates to no one else can since many on here already have by following what I'd done online?

You can't. Trollolololol

 

[Bumsniff]

So far so good NN! Got five sluts numbers already! You're a godsend! Been sexting two of them and got pictures! Setting up meets and will apply your tactics. Thanks again!

 

[incognito42]

Most of the lays I've gotten online have never involved getting a woman's number. I set up the date online and we meet and I may or may not get her number afterward.

Again, this brings up the problem with NN's technique for online dating. Since he doesn't actually bang the chicks, his "end game" is getting a number. But you don't have to get a number to get laid, and often it's actually counterproductive.

what "problem"?

No one seems to be havinhg a problem with NN's methods. Well aside from you, but you always tell us that you hate his methods and dont use them. Sow which is it?

So here's the thing, I ALWAYS got the number online. Not asking for the number is impersonal, and to me, just gives them more "outs" to flake with. But to each his own. Point is, I always asked for the number, and (as well as several others here) have always got whatever I wanted from the chicks whether it be nude pics, sexting, her coming to my house, me going to theirs, etc.

I refuse to set aside my valuable time to meet a chick that I cant first speak weith on the phone. Chicks flake way too much as it is, if you leave things so impersonal as to not exchange numbers it only makes flaking and wasting my time easier for them.


I know some chicks dont give out their number cause theyre afraid of stalkers and weirdos who wont leave them alone when they go on one date and end things, but I dont have time for it and it the only person not getting a number is co9unterproductive for is the guy