"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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This will knock her off her pedestal real quick

stuka1939

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We are all guilty of it:

Everytime we see an attractive looking woman with a good body most men automatically put her on a pedestal and sub consciously make her out to be a goddess without any flaws.

We tend to think these "godess" women don't have any nasty bodily functions that we men have. Well, they do indeed have them and much worse.

Believe it or not, attractive women do fart, take nasty smelly dumps, have smelly ass cracks, blood filled vaginas and other nasty fluids during their periods.

Now, doesn't that feel better?

This will do the trick in knocking her down to your level.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The Forms

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Your saying "everybody poops?" Man, someone should write a book about that!
 

ExcelNPrevail

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I remeber when i would think about this I'll be like. Ok besides being fine she still sh**s just like everyone in the world. It did leveled it off.
 
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