Dingo
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No....
As a matter of fact people like this with mental issues are TOXIC to the forum.
Considering going gay ?..... Get the **** out of here !
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
This will be probably most fuvked up thread you will read but
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As a matter of fact people like this with mental issues are TOXIC to the forum.
Considering going gay ?..... Get the **** out of here !
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
This is some troll azz posting. I could see some sort of cry for help saying you'll go gay if you can't get a woman kind of like bigdave wishes he could do, but this is just an attention post. I don't believe it.
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I haven't finished the thread, just wanted to take a shot at you, broseph.
Started turning your hat around and you proceeded to kill, right? Because it showed you dgaf? Lol
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user43770
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Don't get your panties in a bunch.
Differences in opinion are very much welcome, other wise, it becomes a circle jerk.
marmel75
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I'm not sure why that is just my speculation. Maybe they associate it with frat boys from college, maybe they like the fact I'm comfortable enough to do it and not care, maybe it looks good on me.
All I know is my success rate went up significantly once I started doing it.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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Just a random shot, dude.
I shave my head these days, so no hats, but when I rocked them they were backwards. College town.