"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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This place is pathetic

VegasGuy56

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For the sake of all that is good in the world, if you don't know what you're talking about, don't give advice. I see so many people here saying "How do I get this girl to like me," and then the same guy starts giving advice in another thread.

That's why this place has gone downhill. If you're going to give advice, read the DJ Bible, read books on the subject, go out to sarge, make sure you actually know what you're doing, THEN worry about telling others what to do.
 
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Thank you.
 

Mission

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Yeah it would be interesting to know who here has actually gotten laid.

--Mission
 

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I want to get laid, but since schools over until late august, I have no idea where to approach chicks, I would take a bus stop to the mall, but I don't know where any particular bus stops are, I don't live near any parks either, so I can't approach girls there. I hope there are some hot girls at the jazz camp that I'm going to, chicks who play instruments are hot.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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CODE RED! CODE RED!

We have an attempted thread hi-jacking. Take evasive action.
 

MikeViper

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VegasGuy56 said:
CODE RED! CODE RED!

We have an attempted thread hi-jacking. Take evasive action.
What the hell is wrong with you? What I said was on topic, besides, no one asked you.
 

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VegasGuy56 said:
CODE RED! CODE RED!

We have an attempted thread hi-jacking. Take evasive action.
lol, nice!:crackup:

Viper man, the topic in question is that this place sucks. It has nothing to do with where to approach women during the summer, although I do believe that there is another thread about that around here somewhere...
 

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Mr_rogers said:
lol, nice!:crackup:

Viper man, the topic in question is that this place sucks. It has nothing to do with where to approach women during the summer, although I do believe that there is another thread about that around here somewhere...
I guess you are right, and I guess I'll have to revive that thread, since I didn't get too many good suggestions.
 

Vincent

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MikeViper thank you for proving his point.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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haha

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