AC/DC
Master Don Juan
The 2 inch one.
Whatsupwiddat or AC/DC, and WHY.
Whatsupwiddat or AC/DC, and WHY.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
"this" or "that"
- Thread starter dip
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Ded_Skin_Mask13
Banned
Wow what a toughy, its such a hard decision, I like them both..he he. probably tongue.
Washburn or B.C. Rich?
Washburn or B.C. Rich?
K56Connect
Don Juan
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Washburn
Steinway or Bechstein
Steinway or Bechstein
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
DarkfalconIV
Senior Don Juan
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2 inch. (closer contact 
)
Be gay and have only women love you. Or be straight and have only men want you
)Be gay and have only women love you. Or be straight and have only men want you
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Aztec
Master Don Juan
Weed.
Have sex with:
RuPaul or Marilyn Manson?
Have sex with:
RuPaul or Marilyn Manson?
MoAF
Don Juan
Manson (LOTS of makup )
Brosnin or Connery?
)Brosnin or Connery?
AC/DC
Master Don Juan
Jason.
Kirk Hammett or Kerry King?
Kirk Hammett or Kerry King?
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
DarkfalconIV
Senior Don Juan
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King
Monica Lewinski or Bill Clinton
Monica Lewinski or Bill Clinton
MoAF
Don Juan
Billy all the way
Invisible Gills or Ugly Wings?
Invisible Gills or Ugly Wings?
Aztec
Master Don Juan
Hands for feet. So I can still grope.
Dropping your soap in the shower with gay-load of well-hung men, or unlubricated Prison lovin'?
Dropping your soap in the shower with gay-load of well-hung men, or unlubricated Prison lovin'?
CaptianMorgan
Don Juan
dropping soap,
gay son or gay daughter
gay son or gay daughter
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.