"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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"this" or "that"

Metaphor

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big tits and no ass

15lbs of instantanous, proportional lean muscle mass, or a threesome with two girls of your choice.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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diplomatic_lies

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Both at once!

Sex with granma or granpa?
 

DarkfalconIV

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Adidas(I only say so because they just sent me a gift certificate for $150)

This or that
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Sexy_Malibu

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That.

(The grass is always greener).

Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera :rolleyes:
 

SamePendo

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Britney Spears
(edit: ) Saddam Hussein

Michael Jackson or Justin Timberlake?
 

-HPNOTIQ-

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Rich.

Fame fades.

Porsche Boxster
or
Audi TT Roadster
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Pancho

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BMW

Eat sh!t or drink pi$$?
 

loveprefect

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pis$

Drink pis$...

French Kiss Or Blow Job?
 

Hot Ice

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Blow Job.
French kissing too frequent.

soft or hard?
 

MaGiC_PiMp_69

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soft (i dont wanna sound like a queer but i like to cuddle :D lol)

being smart or being strong?
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Giovanni Casanova

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Light skinned.

Crap a softball or pee a marble?
 

hardwork

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Crap a softball.

Piss molten lead? or death by unlubricated sodomy?
 

T.T. Boy

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The unlubricated sodomy, as long as I'm the one giving it, and to a girl.

No limbs but total joy, or perfect health but misery?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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