"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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yeah well today I snuck out the house while my parents were attending my sisters NHS celebration thing and I went to my friend's mom's b-day party and another friend of mines showed up with his GF. This girl really likes me and because of my Don Jaun ways and charm thanks to this site, she digs me but she cant do anything about it. Her BF is my buddy and I definately won't do anything wrong like that.(I have values)... Well today I saw them for the first time since I got out of jail and man do you guys ever get that feeling from a girl's eyes that she wants you real bad but she can't have you because of certain circumstances and so she makes the amtosphere awkward because she gives off a vibe of unhappiness? Man I've never felt this kind of vibe and its real weird. She kept her eye contact with me the whole time I was talking to the fellas. The whole time! And when I looked at her or her BF would look at her she would just put her head down like if she was in shame. I don't know but its kinda strange. real strange and I thought I'd like to share and see if anyone else has been through this kind of situation in one form or another.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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wtf are you doing?
dimebag, you are on house arrest .
that means stop leaving the damn house.

jeeze louise , if you get caught how the hell is that going to help you any?
its going to get your ass in more trouble .

get your ass back in the house and bid your time.

when this is over with , then you can go out and have some fun.
 
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until the end of the month. That is if my mom puts in a good word on my behavior
 

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I think I remember you saying the reason you went to jail was for drug charges. Why were you sent to jail for this? I always thought that in most cases with minors they just send them to some sort of rehabilitation program and then they maybe spend a little time in juvey, depending on how much drugs they had and what kind. But I didn't know they sent you to jail.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by familyguyfan
I think I remember you saying the reason you went to jail was for drug charges. Why were you sent to jail for this? I always thought that in most cases with minors they just send them to some sort of rehabilitation program and then they maybe spend a little time in juvey, depending on how much drugs they had and what kind. But I didn't know they sent you to jail.
$10 says dimebag lies about jail.
 
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teencraft, I've been here way longer than you and I know more sh*t than you and I don't need to be a f*cking jew and lie about stuff on the internet. Thats as dumb as having thread fights so go suck a d*ck...

Well they sent me to jail because drugs are apparently illegal. I'm on probation for 6 months and I got my first meeting next tuesday and I'm getting drug tested and I really hope the stuff is out of my system because before I went to jail I was smoking more than the f*ckin trans-siberian
 
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DD, can you tutor me? It seems I'm a fucking dumbass and I need help ruining my life even further.
 
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well dude, its really really easy to ruin your life in a few moments you just have to use your imagination but I don't recommend it. Go join the baseball team kid.
 

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Lay the **** offa him, ****s. Weed is a magical thing, a beautiful thing lol. thats a bithc bro, what'd u have, and how much?

As for the girl thing..forget her. She remains in the relationship because shes happy...not much u cna do, hes ur boy. If she wasn't into him, she'd have left him already.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Thank you for the THC support....It truly is a beautiful thing because it doesn't cause addiction, it doesn't cause overdoses and theres no need for rehab. Bud is bud and if you guys smoked some good quality dank nuggs you would change your mind about how bad or a big deal bud is...

I don't really care about that girl, she lets her bf *** inside her when shes on the rag
 

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Originally posted by Dimebag_Darrell
Thank you for the THC support....It truly is a beautiful thing because it doesn't cause addiction, it doesn't cause overdoses and theres no need for rehab. Bud is bud and if you guys smoked some good quality dank nuggs you would change your mind about how bad or a big deal bud is...

I don't really care about that girl, she lets her bf *** inside her when shes on the rag
Well, I personally don't think weed is all that bad, and if used on occasion (not too much though) can actually be beneficial, but it can also be addicting. The drug itself is not physically addictive, but it can be psychologically addictive.
 

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in the mood of 4.20...i posted i the wrong thread.
 
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