"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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this model gurl!

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Alright, so when i was at the doctor i opened the curtain and i see this little boy run by and this fine hb 9 is following it she looks at me through the window. We make eye contact but she was in a state of shock because of my beauty. hehehe. Anyways she looks away before i can blow kisses and wink. I was goin to talk to her if i was outside. Anyways i think she works at the modeling agent a near the doctor. So wat should i say when i go in there. Should i act like i want to be a model for them. Or should i pretent to be a agent and im loking for her. Anyways im only 16 by the way.

Anwers only if there is proff that your a DJ (like if you actually pull bitties).
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Whatever you do dont pretend to be a modeling agent. Trust me on that one, you have to know the right lingo, which u dont. It seems that every girl is a model these days.
 
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Dont be gay, just go talk to her and stop being a ****
 
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