"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I came across this on another message board. And who ever wrote this was right on the money.

"OK, here's my two cents on why young guys like MILFs.

MILFs are sort of untouchable in a sense. When there is a mother like figure, we see them a certain way, with a certain sense of motherly/older attributes, like responsibility, respectability, nurturing, somewhat proper....

So the ability to break this "mom" out of her role in society, and get her into the sexy role, is a turn on for guys. Young people are supposed to be sexy, more carefree.... But to get a "motherly" figure into that sexy role is sort of taboo, and this creates quite an erotic effect in the young guys mind....."

Lets face it.... a lot of young guys are RAKES.
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Happy Huntin!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Haha, man MILFs/cougars know what they're doing...and are in my experience more sexually open (read: FREAKIER) than younger girls!

I've been orally serviced by a 35 year old cougar and OMG it was outta this world! Haha, she blew me while i watched a movie...how sweet is that???? The movie was "The Exorcism of Emily Rose" ...weird hey?!
 

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Fuglydude said:
Haha, man MILFs/cougars know what they're doing...and are in my experience more sexually open (read: FREAKIER) than younger girls!

I've been orally serviced by a 35 year old cougar and OMG it was outta this world! Haha, she blew me while i watched a movie...how sweet is that???? The movie was "The Exorcism of Emily Rose" ...weird hey?!
Hahahaha, seems like you've had some milf lovin..hahaha. Anything that a guy tells me a milf did....NEVER..... suprises me. They are soooo HORNY.
 

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Man... this MILF tossed my salad... guys seriously... get high and get ur salad tossed while she jerks u off... OMG it was amazing... ya she was realy freaky... she wanted to video tape **** too...crazy stuff!
 

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MILFs are fun because there's no illusion of relationship, it's all about her trying to prove she's "still got it" and man, can some of them be convincing.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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bigjohnson said:
MILFs are fun because there's no illusion of relationship, it's all about her trying to prove she's "still got it" and man, can some of them be convincing.

LOL!

I've been bored outta my f.ucking mind recently so I came up with the perfect way to throw some variety back in my life. I decided I'm gonna start taking care of my sexual fetishes one by one, starting with trying to cop me a milf. I just started sending out myspace bootycalls to random milfs in my area. I swear, myspace has got to be the best bootycall tool ever invented.
 

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bigjohnson said:
MILFs are fun because there's no illusion of relationship, it's all about her trying to prove she's "still got it" and man, can some of them be convincing.
hahahahahahaha, And many of them are just waiting for young guy to relieve ALL of their sexual frustrations. :yes: :yes: :yes:
 

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i think im gonna start trying to hit on woman a little older then me. im only 20 so maby 30 would be a good age. I just feel more mature then girls my age anyway. I cant talk to them cause there is really nothing to say. They are still in there "little girl highschool faze"
 

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i was gett'n into trouble until recently. I think its cause all my friends now have a few years on me (like 3, 5,8)
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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So would any of the MILF veterans mind sharing how they met/hooked up with these milfs in the 1st place? Im interested :)
 

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I saw a HB9milf and a HB8milf at el pollo loco but they each had a young child with them, total game killer!
 

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MILFS are awesome... but ya gotta watch out for stds ;) They're old and they've been around the block... many times. THey know what they're doing, because they've had so much experience!
 

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RAKE: immoral pleasure seeker: an unrestrained indulger in pleasures and vices.
 

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Rake: A garden tool used to gather leaves.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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They are not taboo. It is stylish and chic for gayish/young American dudes to go out with older women. All the "cool" dudes do it. What most of you guys don't know is that many of those "cool" dudes are gay. Remember, Hollywood is filled with gay men who are still very much in the closet. Remember all the theater majors in college? How many were gay? MMM, makes you think.

I would suspect that you either want them because (1) you have issues with your mother (2) younger American females have become so fat and unfemine that you don't equate them to females.

Ok, at the count of three flame me. Call me a troll.
 

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sparky0000 said:
They are not taboo. It is stylish and chic for gayish/young American dudes to go out with older women. All the "cool" dudes do it. What most of you guys don't know is that many of those "cool" dudes are gay. Remember, Hollywood is filled with gay men who are still very much in the closet. Remember all the theater majors in college? How many were gay? MMM, makes you think.

I would suspect that you either want them because (1) you have issues with your mother (2) younger American females have become so fat and unfemine that you don't equate them to females.

Ok, at the count of three flame me. Call me a troll.
:crazy:
Sure.....It's sooooooo GAY to bang the hell out of a HOT MILF. You would have to be REALLY gay to do that. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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Cougars, for the most part, are past the games and drama younger girls live for. When out in packs hunting thier prey they're usually single minded in thier pursuit. They want the c0ck. C0ck only.
 

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rakishness said:
I came across this on another message board. And who ever wrote this was right on the money.

"OK, here's my two cents on why young guys like MILFs.

MILFs are sort of untouchable in a sense. When there is a mother like figure, we see them a certain way, with a certain sense of motherly/older attributes, like responsibility, respectability, nurturing, somewhat proper....

So the ability to break this "mom" out of her role in society, and get her into the sexy role, is a turn on for guys. Young people are supposed to be sexy, more carefree.... But to get a "motherly" figure into that sexy role is sort of taboo, and this creates quite an erotic effect in the young guys mind....."

Lets face it.... a lot of young guys are RAKES.
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Happy Huntin!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Yep, that pretty much sums it up right there.
 

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rakishness said:
Hahahaha, seems like you've had some milf lovin..hahaha. Anything that a guy tells me a milf did....NEVER..... suprises me. They are soooo HORNY.
Nothin like milf lovin. It's great.:rockon:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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