"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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this is why women are crazy

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ok.....have you ever paid anyone to trim your bush? was watching an episode of the league and taco had this idea....great show....so women pay to get a wax down there and could easily do it themselves....thats why they are crazy. point proven! so why have apppproach anxiety? why love them to death? why listen to their words? why fall for their beauty? why?? enjoy their beauty, tricks, smell, sight, touch, etc, etc.....but in the back of your mind....KNOW that they pay for a wax and we dont....and be happy guys for the love of all good things take the time to smile about something. i carry a little green army man in my cup holder in my car to remind me to be happy like i was when playing with a tiny piece of plastic....i used to make home made parachutes for that little guy and throw him off my roof and watch him float down. best feeling ever. lets get it:cool:
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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_sideways_ said:
but in the back of your mind....KNOW that they pay for a wax and we dont
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And we pay for lap dances, and women dont.

I like the general idea of "humanizing" women. Its a form of taking them off that pedestal that so many chumps place them upon....I just think there are better ways to do it.
 
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