"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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This is why people hate lawyers

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ST. LOUIS (AP) -- The father of Josh Hancock filed suit Thursday, claiming a restaurant provided drinks to the St. Louis Cardinals relief pitcher even though he was intoxicated prior to the crash that killed him.

Article goes on to say that listed as a defendant is the guy whose car stalled in the road that Hancock drove into (while drunk, on a cell phone and not wearing a seatbelt).

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/baseball/mlb/05/24/hancock.lawsuit.ap/index.html?cnn=yes
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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The whole idea that restaurants aren't supposed to serve you anymore if you're drunk never made much sense to me.
 

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Obsidian said:
The whole idea that restaurants aren't supposed to serve you anymore if you're drunk never made much sense to me.
Cause theyre responsible if you do stupid ****.
 

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I dont hate the lawyer, they are just doing their job... its the family that are the cause for concern. Without them, lawyers wouldnt have to sue for such stupid ideas

Authorities said the 29-year pitcher had a blood content of nearly twice the legal limit for alcohol in his system when he crashed into the back of the tow truck. He was also speeding, using a cell phone and wasn't wearing a seat belt, Police Chief Joe Mokwa said after the accident. Marijuana also was found in the SUV.
He was responsible for drinking and driving, I do not think this is the slightest bit fair.
 
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