"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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This is what we are up against in 2019

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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stovepipe

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This one popped up today. The amount of stupid in the comments was overwhelming.
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I bet she cooks meals for a large family.
No single person would buy an industrial sized barbecue smoker like that unless they owned a business.
i'd bet money that that's not her cooker and i'd bet money that the male (probably her brother, or some beta) lit the coals and is really doing the cooking.
 

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i'd bet money that that's not her cooker and i'd bet money that the male (probably her brother, or some beta) lit the coals and is really doing the cooking.
"Betas" grill the food for the family?
 

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This one popped up today. The amount of stupid in the comments was overwhelming.
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Ain't that nice, all those guys in the holy order of the White Knight's are out in full force to support their female mentors/masters.

Reminds me of some the guys here...

Disgusting.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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stovepipe

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i'd bet money that that's not her cooker and i'd bet money that the male (probably her brother, or some beta) lit the coals and is really doing the cooking.
I'll bet you $100! She borrowed the grill for a party. Next time do some reading so you dont look like an idiot.
 
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