"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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'This is what a feminst looks like....'

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The Mail on Sunday reported the £45 "This is what a feminist looks like" shirt is made by women paid 62p an hour on the island of Mauritius.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-29868458

Well done to our brilliant Deputy Prime Minister and the ever-ready Leader of the Opposition; you are both proven betas.

Is this really what feminism looks like...? A 45quid return on a 62p investment. Brilliant.... Just. Brilliant. You couldn't write it! :crackup:
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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El Payaso

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F*cking pansies.
 
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The UK is rapidly disintegrating in a flaming explosion of its own left-wing creation.
Fvcking joke.
 
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Don't vote for either of them.

Nick Clegg has always looked like a massive beta. It's a good thing no one is going to vote for his party again, after they screwed all their supporters over getting into coalition with the conservatives.
 
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LMFAO said:
Don't vote for either of them.

Nick Clegg has always looked like a massive beta. It's a good thing no one is going to vote for his party again, after they screwed all their supporters over getting into coalition with the conservatives.
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Clegg looked to be doing OK prior to the election. Probably too well; blatantly been harangued by the establishment. But yeah, totally unelectable now unfortunately. I voted once. Never again.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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No sh1t, thats what a feminist looks like... sexually undifferentiated body a little bit of belly and a little bit of boobs but not enough for you to tell if sexually due or simply fat.
 
VladPatton

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Yeah, well hey...women need as much support as they can nowadays...they're very oppressed and have very little social advantages and have nothing going for them.

P.S. : The Brooklyn Bridge is for sale, hit me up if you're interested, I'll give ya a great deal! Cheap!
 
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