"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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THIS is toooo funny !

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Ok just for all of you fellas that say things like...

"She's not that type of girl to do those things"

aka trying to make yourself feel better because YOU can't get her to do the things that someone else DEFINITELY made her do. I've heard this argument so many times and now it just comes full circle where I can prove it... I can't do it to his face because I won't fvck up their relationship (ain't i sweet?) but I'll take a mental victory lol...

This guy who is currently trying to fvck my scraps, keeps telling me i'm full of crap that my ex-ex-ex-girl (his current girl) is a wh0re or at the very least sexually adventurous. He says he respects the fact that she tells him that she's not the type of girl to have sex before marriage... LOL

Here's how he sees her... Nice Christian girl, ain't she innocent... awwww


This is how I remember her... lol


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So just take this as a lesson fellas, those innocent girls they are PRETENDING to be... its all a facade, don't tell me your girl isn't into kissing on the first date or giving head or fvcking after the first date... complete BULL SHVT... Just because you ain't doing it, don't mean some DJ off this site or a natural dosen't have her twisted 290 degrees over a bed-post...


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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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You should write a childrens book.
 

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lol... so true!
 

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Hey Cod3r, you know you're in the top 10 users with highest reputation?

Yeah, I don't think I've ever given you rep points, but you're up there.

Anyhow, I searched the tips section but it seems like you haven't written any. Do you have any tips on how you go from meeting a girl to making her your *****, pretty much?

You know, I have absolutely no problems once the kino gets going. But for some reason that's been a big obstacle of mine. Any tips on that, and how to get it going? Or just any tips in general would be great...
 

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Hey Cod3r, you know you're in the top 10 users with highest reputation?
I have no idea what 'rep points' are ?? But its nice to know I guess...

Anyhow, I searched the tips section but it seems like you haven't written any. Do you have any tips on how you go from meeting a girl to making her your *****, pretty much?

You know, I have absolutely no problems once the kino gets going. But for some reason that's been a big obstacle of mine. Any tips on that, and how to get it going? Or just any tips in general would be great..
Yes, try and fail until you succeed. Really is the best advice I could give you...


-Cod3r
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Yes - only in America is there such a thing as a christian hor!!! Many of these fools on this site don't like to call hors "hors"!! They wimper "you're a misogynist" - shut up young fools - there is no such thing - that is feminist brainwashing spewing forth from your mouths!!
 

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^ ^ Although I don't share your enthusiasm... uhh sure


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Some of the most religious girls that I met turned to be the biggest freaks of em all. I tried to tell my friends but they wouldn't believe me. Something that these religious zealots love is trying to feel closer to the Lord, and maybe great sex does it for them. No wonder why they scream "oh god! oh god!"
 
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Cod3r said:
^ ^ Although I don't share your enthusiasm... uhh sure


-Cod3r
Yeah, I like exclamation points!!!!
 

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Cod3r said:
Ok just for all of you fellas that say things like...

Here's how he sees her... Nice Christian girl, ain't she innocent... awwww


This is how I remember her... lol


-Cod3r
I see she's naked , like laying down, she blowing you off or something?!

I'm gonna take pics of my girl in bed and post them on here when I move on. hahaha
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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@ Cod3r,

Your so right. Back in high school there was this chick that everyone thought of as perfect,the ideal daughter(cute,innocent) she gets one boyfriend and she is riding him everyday w/o a rubber?!?! After a few more boyfriends,I guess it became common practice for her to do her boyfriend everyday! Man oh man I don't know what to think of anyone anymore.
 

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I see she's naked , like laying down, she blowing you off or something?!

I'm gonna take pics of my girl in bed and post them on here when I move on. hahaha
Nah juss sleepin after I drilled her... I have more hardcore photo's, but I'm not that eviL, she deserves some respect.


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lol this thread is so funny. But, cod3r, in the pic of her, she is naked and sleeping, so I bet she didn't know you took the pic. She wouldn't appreciate you posting that..lol..posting the hardcore one's wouldn't be much worse since she is actually asleep in this one and naked. She would at least be awake in the others and aware you took them..lol
 

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fuk that post some more!!!!!!! for the boys!
 

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yea bro! post some more or at least send me them via PM or myspace
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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The others are nasty and she's quite aware she's on film and well i'm not going to air her personals like that... eventho she deserves it...


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FLIM?? K BUDDY stop teasing

pm me with the details and i shall return the favor! haha :)

i got my own collections hehe
 

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I don't think you'd want to see a big black c0ck getting sucked off... would u ? :nono:


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Cod3r said:
I don't think you'd want to see a big black c0ck getting sucked off... would u ? :nono:


-Cod3r
thats it? no fuking? no tit fuking? no anal? no **** slapping? no choking a b1tch??

i think i'll pass
 

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^ ^ I'll keep those in mind for my next production bro lol


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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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