"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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This is the only time I will truly help

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I will never disclose information like this to anyone ever again except my own son/sons. so listen well.
These are the main points I never stumble on:

1. you must be a man
2. you must take responsibility for every single action you make
3. you must always stay consistant tell the motha****kin truth even when you lie.
4. Never ever judge another man BECAUSE, when you do, you take your focus off of yourself and her, and you put your focus on another man.
5. statements, on something bland, on her... project your sexual state, notice to her mouth as someone losing control like overeating or double checking reality, maintain great eyecontact, always be nice and have rapport assumption escalating your situation with the girl.
6. Never ask questions because you must be the man, you must know, you know, you know.
7. always stay smooth very smooth... a wise man keeps a slow and steady hand.
8. Always shine and maintain nice clothes and hygene, it's common sense, like lights camera action if you please.
9. Listen to this especially this is the only true way to understand the game.whats your inspiration you may ask yourself... mine are My Grandfather who is about as close to a pimp as any mexican man can have AND my Mentor Pimpin' Lok Pope both who I have a very very very deep respect for, these are men you could never cross and both are like my fathers.
One look from these men and you know and thats all a ho wants.

10. speaking of inspiration Timothy 3:16
"Beyond all question, the mystery of godliness is great:
He appeared in a body
was vindicated by the Spirit,
was seen by angels,
was preached among the nations,
was believed on in the world,
was taken up in glory."

See I'm made in Gods image and women came from within me. Meaning that they are mine.

To a man I appear as cold and powerful as any man could ever be NEVER keeping my focus on ANY man, I see how you feel.
To a woman, I'm everything she could ever hope for, her magic, her love, her sexuality.


They like my style and I like their mouths.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Solomon

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whoa Im speechless

so mmh, you're made in god's image, i get that, so you think you're God?
 
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you're missing the point. this is very easy.

women came out of man, they're the weaker vessel, so it's mans responsibility for everything to take care of love, sex up ect., that is why girls want to **** with me and be seen around ****in' with me.


every man is a man.
 
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oakraiderz2

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ima str8 up pimp said:
an image of god, god creates, so I create.

now speaking of the game,

The woman came second, she's attacted to that power, that's what turns them on.
Yea, so this pretty much applies to any man...right?
 

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Can someone slap the conceitedness out of this guy?
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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ima str8 up pimp said:
was taken up in glory."

See I'm made in Gods image and women came from within me. Meaning that they are mine.
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Um...so you own women? I pity your sons for having to listen to this bs....
 

oakraiderz2

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ima str8 up pimp said:
to the post below me..

yes every man has that in him.
So...humans are made in the image of God, which include women, no?

Sooo...what point where you trying to make?
 
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