this is quite embarrassing, but got to be fixed

[Squy]

I have a fart problem. Everytime I shvt or fart it smells like h3ll! At home I just laugh my ass off when my family run away. But its not cool when we visit someone and after I get out of their badroom...the smell is there.

How do i keep my fart to have a neutral smell?

 

[chim_chim]

Use the fan in the bathroom?

 

[Tryin to Grow a Chin]

Describe your diet.

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"Ben Affleck is not a homosexual; he just plays one in the bathhouse."

 

[Squy]

Chim_chim: i think cologns works better than fans...

My diet:
Mostly: rice, pork, biff, bacon, chickens, eggs.
Some of: Carrots, tomatoes, cabbages, fish, apples, bananas, cucumbers.

Probably more, but cant remember them all now.

 

[dj blass]

That has to me when i consume large amounts of carbs and protein in one setting. I beleive is because you've had too much of either one. Try cutting back on your daily calories..dont eat alot of simple carbs with protein.

 

[Aiken_Drum]

When I started eating a high protein diet, my farts started to smell like rotten eggs & meat, so there's nothing you can do about it except eat less protein.

 

[Soshyopathe]

take pride

 

[jakethasnake]

LOL.... Hahahahah. I almost fell out of my chair!

Damn straight, stand in your cloud of noxious fart-gas with pride. Represent.

Originally posted by Soshyopathe:
take pride

 

[jtws]

Originally posted by Squy:
My diet:
Mostly: rice, pork, biff, bacon, chickens, eggs.
Some of: Carrots, tomatoes, cabbages, fish, apples, bananas, cucumbers.

Ah. Problem's crux = Lack of green veggies like spinach, etc etc. More fiber in your diet.

 

[Fred Da Head]

Keep yourself from farting in public. It's just gross.

As for ****ting. Heck, I don't know of anyone who's **** smells like roses, so why worry? It's SUPPOSED to smell bad. Anyway, light a match or two after you're done. The sulfur and stuff helps cancel out the other smell.

 

[Squy]

Originally posted by jtws:
Ah. Problem's crux = Lack of green veggies like spinach, etc etc. More fiber in your diet.

Ok.

Spinach, got it!
Anything spesific else I should eat more of?

 

[Pro]

Originally posted by Fred Da Head:
Anyway, light a match or two after you're done. The sulfur and stuff helps cancel out the other smell.

Yes!

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[diplomatic_lies]

Try lighting your fart.

That way the attention is drawn AWAY from your smell.


Remember, in Swordfish, the John Travolta terrorist guy said "Misperception!". So draw attention away.

Not got a match? Drop your pants and see everyone's reaction. THEN people WON'T smell your fart (too busy laughign at you).

 

[BADA-BING]

I always heard if you include more Zinc in your diet..that it will help with B/O and fart smells..........

 

[Squy]

What products contain most zinc?

Diplomatic_lies: I'll try that.

[This message has been edited by Squy (edited 11-09-2002).]