MatureDJ
Master Don Juan
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
This is not your *Average* Frustrated Chump
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
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Master Don Juan
LMAOOOOOO
what a pathetic loser. stanley parable at its best, right here ..the "cut off pen!s ending"
"stanley was lost and lonely,upon realizing that he will never find a girl he cut his pen!s off, and died.game restart"
what a pathetic loser. stanley parable at its best, right here ..the "cut off pen!s ending"
"stanley was lost and lonely,upon realizing that he will never find a girl he cut his pen!s off, and died.game restart"