spider_007
Master Don Juan
ha ha ha^^^^, nice one bro, i almost bolived it.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
this is new o_0 scary ****
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Mr. Unique
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This is no joke, My son, John ''Mr. unique'' is out right now, I am his father. He told me about this yesterday, knowing it is against the law and that I would have to do something about this situation, thats why I am using his username to inform you about this. I will not give any further information knowing the possible risks of proof i am taking. Goodbye.
ethnomethodologist
Master Don Juan
I'm sorry Mr Officer, I am going to have to plead my innocence, so I am resisting arrest. Until you show up with a warrant for my arrest, and provide evidence to the contrary, I am a prisoner unto my own.
MightyMate
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Maybe she wont remember as she didnt wake up while You were ****in her.
ethnomethodologist
Master Don Juan
Whatever, I woke up on the floor, and she was on the couch. Both of our pants were around our ankles, and she was using some tiny ass pillows to keep herself warm.
I saw *** dripping out of her hole onto my jacket... my shirt was still on. I had blacked out, and so had she... or so I thought
I got scared. I thought of the worst outcome, and looked to solve it, before thinking about anything else that may have been positive., Worst case scenario, damage control. It was my method of determining the most cautious, yet gentle and alpha male thing to do. Thanks again to my brodizzle, shiz nizzle, for the excellent advice. Why not just ask an ******* what he would do, it's the most direct attack that covers all the bases. Could have been a safer route, but time was of the essence
Turns out she wasn't blacked out, HAHA I got raped! She's hott, so I didn't mind, She's clean, said she was desperate since she hadn't had sex for 4 months. So she's clean...
I am proud of the outcome, and not foolish pride either, there were nastier girls at that party I could have ended up with.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
ethnomethodologist
Master Don Juan
HEY!
It, WAS true
I bet anybody on this site could come along with a more unique, and far scarier story than I have... It takes an open mind, and for it to be true, just drink until your body turns off that command in your brain that lets you control yourself. BLACK OUT, that's one of my ongoing social experiments, and one of my favourite ways to tease the ladies who have a life, but drink too much.****, tonight I'm going out, not getting smashed, but teasing my friends about how stupid they have gotten in the poast while they were drunk... of course everything, or almost everything, will be a total sham.
Tomatoes
Master Don Juan
I dont belive you can sub consciously rape someone
Your either a sick bastard using that as an excuse.
Its made up.
Or your melodramatic and the whole situation is not as bad as it seems. eg. You shagged your gf when she was napping.
Either way this discussion has got pretty pointless.
Your either a sick bastard using that as an excuse.
Its made up.
Or your melodramatic and the whole situation is not as bad as it seems. eg. You shagged your gf when she was napping.
Either way this discussion has got pretty pointless.
Shiz Nizzle
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Maybe she raped you. You said you blacked out.
I wouls ask her why she would do such a thing.
I wouls ask her why she would do such a thing.
ethnomethodologist
Master Don Juan
Shiz I asked her, and she said "we just had sex"
Actually, now that you mention it, how can I play this DJ style?
1.
I am a sick bastard, I gotta do some reasearch on sick bastards... they seem like cool people
2.
It wasn't made up, I would have made more of an effort to make it more obscene and worked in possibilities and made myself look like a DJ stuck in a compromising situation that makes people think and get angry at eachother.
3.
I am melodramatic, everytime you read my name you should understand. It is one of life's laws ever since we have been in a tribal society, and I aim to be unique and show people in a way they will accept and enjoy. It's all a matter of social engineering, suggestion, and reverse engineering combined. Something that has been researched and has not hit mainstream. Somewhat of a trickery style, being annoying, and making them enjoy it. Magicians, scientists, psychologists, business men, master criminals, comedians, and countless other professionals must be semi-melodramatic to have any OOMPH in their line of business.
As long as I get feedback, I will learn from it, slowly but surely So it's not useless, I learn about myself the more I speak openly, and with people who have fresh knowledge and are expressing themselves through an anonymous medum, I can effectively gauge my own feelings safely. So I solced this problem, and am aiming for a broader perspective on the subject.
People have brought up rape before, there was a recent case in the news about a man who has sexual desires while he is in REM sleep. You may have heard it on the news, he woke up with a condom on and the girl telling him to stop what he was doing. There are thousands of stories on literary erotic sites that speak of girls greasing up guys while they are asleep, kind of hypnotism, to awaken their sexual energy, but keep the social mind at rest. I've told past girls I've slept with to put a **** ring on me when I get my morning wood, and give me a bronco ride for my morning wake up. Rape is almost a casual thing that has many different streams...
I was afraid I performed the illegal part of the activity where she would not have consented to the sex, she initiated the sex whilst I was awake by making out with me when I was **** faced to the point of wearing my beer goggles(thank god they weren't fogged over, she was n HB7+ so I felt good) and couldn't control my mind or body.
I really don't know where I'm going with this, and of course saying I have no clue is a stab in the dark, I will probably lose connection with anybody who is reading this, and subsequently lead to the death of this thread. I don't really give a flying ****, there will be more discussion that I have less experience, so as to increase my chances of ACHIEVING FLOW, later down the road.
This was a social experiment, I already said that, it was more a breaching experiment. Kind of like an OPINION OPENER, using seduction techniques on males. Since seduction literally is the practice of seducing somebody, or from the latin basis, leading you astray. Breaching experiments is a scientific example, and a fun lesson, of breaking through social normals.
Actually, now that you mention it, how can I play this DJ style?
This discussion is pointless now, after the problem was solved, why bring up ancient history? There's no such thing as history, it is completely useless isn't it? Nothing is useless, there is pointless though!Originally posted by Tomatoes
I dont belive you can sub consciously rape someone
Your either a sick bastard using that as an excuse.
Its made up.
Or your melodramatic and the whole situation is not as bad as it seems. eg. You shagged your gf when she was napping.
Either way this discussion has got pretty pointless.
1.
I am a sick bastard, I gotta do some reasearch on sick bastards... they seem like cool people
2.
It wasn't made up, I would have made more of an effort to make it more obscene and worked in possibilities and made myself look like a DJ stuck in a compromising situation that makes people think and get angry at eachother.
3.
I am melodramatic, everytime you read my name you should understand. It is one of life's laws ever since we have been in a tribal society, and I aim to be unique and show people in a way they will accept and enjoy. It's all a matter of social engineering, suggestion, and reverse engineering combined. Something that has been researched and has not hit mainstream. Somewhat of a trickery style, being annoying, and making them enjoy it. Magicians, scientists, psychologists, business men, master criminals, comedians, and countless other professionals must be semi-melodramatic to have any OOMPH in their line of business.
As long as I get feedback, I will learn from it, slowly but surely
So it's not useless, I learn about myself the more I speak openly, and with people who have fresh knowledge and are expressing themselves through an anonymous medum, I can effectively gauge my own feelings safely. So I solced this problem, and am aiming for a broader perspective on the subject.People have brought up rape before, there was a recent case in the news about a man who has sexual desires while he is in REM sleep. You may have heard it on the news, he woke up with a condom on and the girl telling him to stop what he was doing. There are thousands of stories on literary erotic sites that speak of girls greasing up guys while they are asleep, kind of hypnotism, to awaken their sexual energy, but keep the social mind at rest. I've told past girls I've slept with to put a **** ring on me when I get my morning wood, and give me a bronco ride for my morning wake up. Rape is almost a casual thing that has many different streams...
I was afraid I performed the illegal part of the activity where she would not have consented to the sex, she initiated the sex whilst I was awake by making out with me when I was **** faced to the point of wearing my beer goggles(thank god they weren't fogged over, she was n HB7+ so I felt good) and couldn't control my mind or body.
I really don't know where I'm going with this, and of course saying I have no clue is a stab in the dark, I will probably lose connection with anybody who is reading this, and subsequently lead to the death of this thread. I don't really give a flying ****, there will be more discussion that I have less experience, so as to increase my chances of ACHIEVING FLOW, later down the road.
This was a social experiment, I already said that, it was more a breaching experiment. Kind of like an OPINION OPENER, using seduction techniques on males. Since seduction literally is the practice of seducing somebody, or from the latin basis, leading you astray. Breaching experiments is a scientific example, and a fun lesson, of breaking through social normals.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.