Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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I blacked out the other day, and ****ed a sleeping chick....

I have a deep rooted feeling that I will see her TONIGHT!!!

What should I say to her to appear the ALPHA MALE? What happens if she RATS ME OUT?!?!?!

I am scared, I need help guys
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I'm not... it's sad my first post with this user name has to be such a downer... at least I get to start the new year at a new low...

I wasn't wearing a condom either.. this is one of those times I feel like crying... my whole world feels like it can be torn apart at any moment!
 

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COME ON!!! Doesn't anybody out there know how to help me out?
 

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[o_0] <-------------are you this guy? If yes, then **** OFF!!!

youre obviously a troll, If I was in this situation, the last thing I would do is register to a seduction site and ask for help about this.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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that counts as rape doesnt it ...... o_O

dude ... , i dont think anyone can help u with this one....
your either gonna have to do some time behind bars or sumthing....

u ****ed up BIG Time..
 

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**** you thinking I'm a troll! Shezzler: "don't feed the trolls". I am NOT looking to get fed. I want to know if I should hide from her, duck her out, seem scared like a little ***** who didn't know better(because I DO KNOW BETTER).
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Morphiex, thanks for the insight, I already know it's sexual assault. That is why I am scared, like shaking litereally.

How can I say sorry?
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Mr. Unique, do you know what 0_o stands for? It is the raised eyebrow of malcontent! I have no idea what to do, I am confused as ****, I am not running away from the situation, I'd rather be locked up for life than run away whenever adversity faces me.
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So Pimp, dude...

You know scary, what should I do?
 

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What can I say, the last person I knew that did that got home invaded by the chicks brother and boyfriend...

Never did get charged for that one tho... All I can say is good luck to you.

That's already happened to me where I felt like I had put the pressure on a little too thick, but it turned out that the girl was REALLY into me either way... hell, she wouldn't stop thanking me... sorry, but that's probly not the case this time, unless you got more to add about the situation//
 

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lol

I wouldn't worry too much about it honestly.

Being that drunk your nutsack was probably short a few seamen; so i wouldn't worry about getting her pregnant either.

JUST DON'T SAY A F U C K I N G THING.

If it gets brought up just deny it.

H E LL no biatch. I didn't frick you. If I did, you would be wondering why the diameter of your arse hole has grown.

You better recognize hoe momma.
 

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That counts as rape.

Whatever you choose to do, you'll probably still feel like 5hit. You might want to look into getting therapy. The fact that you felt the need to fvck a chick who's sleeping or passed out is messed up and beyond what anyone here can help you with.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Originally posted by ethnomethodologist
I blacked out the other day, and ****ed a sleeping chick....

I have a deep rooted feeling that I will see her TONIGHT!!!

What should I say to her to appear the ALPHA MALE? What happens if she RATS ME OUT?!?!?!

I am scared, I need help guys
haha "yes all DJs have great inner game" :rolleyes:

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Home invasion?!?! She was asleep when I came to(no pun) I blacked the **** out, I don't even know how I managed to get it up. We frequent the same bar, so I knew some stories to get her socks rolled up, I managed to get down with her on the couch(clothes on). I can faintly remember going back to the kitchen to razz my brain some more, than feeling like my stomach was going to explode and I passed out from the pain. That's the last I can remember, before waking up. I put her pants back on and fixed her shirt and woke up my friend to drive me home... I was shaking the entire ride, my friend asked what was the matter and all I could do was puke. This is an anonymous site pretty much, so I hoped you guys could help.
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So you put the pressure on some girl, and ****ed her when she passed out? She thanked you for it, and you don't think it's the right time for that argument? Dude, how should I act around her when I see her?

I am at the top of the food chain at the bar, I have my pick of hotties, what happens if she plays a hard one on me? She could ruin my reputattion, she could ruin my life.
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Shezzler(I sent you a PM, thanks for responding). If I knew what drove me to my extremes, I wouldn't be human. All I know is I honestly can't remember doing anything. She knows for sure somebody ****ed her that night, and I was the last person with her. If she went to the police I am ****ed, I want her to drop charges, but I have never spoken to her outside of Friday's drunken haze. She's seen me around and given me signals, so I believe I still have a chance to save myself.
 

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Re: Re: this is new o_0 scary ****

Originally posted by Shiz Nizzle
lol

I wouldn't worry too much about it honestly.

Being that drunk your nutsack was probably short a few seamen; so i wouldn't worry about getting her pregnant either.

JUST DON'T SAY A F U C K I N G THING.

If it gets brought up just deny it.

H E LL no biatch. I didn't frick you. If I did, you would be wondering why the diameter of your arse hole has grown.

You better recognize hoe momma.
I've seen her around, and she wasn't a hoe at first, hopefully she really is though.

Originally posted by Desdinova
That counts as rape.

Whatever you choose to do, you'll probably still feel like 5hit. You might want to look into getting therapy. The fact that you felt the need to fvck a chick who's sleeping or passed out is messed up and beyond what anyone here can help you with.
I was beyond concious feelings... I want a quick fix to this problem.
Originally posted by Sirducer
haha "yes all DJs have great inner game" :rolleyes:

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Inner game? That's like what, inner peace, or self-wise?

Will that really help me? I think this is more of a social issue. Should I be asking rapists how they instill fear into their victims? I know enough rapists who have comitted worse in the past while a girl was awake... they are now walking on the legal side of the law.

Wow, maybe there is nothing to be scared of, hopefully.
 

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Ah well, shiz nizzle gave the best advice

Big props dude!

I'm going to ignore the hoe, and pretend it was her fault, her problem. I never ****ed her, until the evidence comes through... Third, I was blacked the **** out, I never knew I did it.

My spirits are back up, my shaking is gone, I am me again. I'm going to go out, and pretend nothing is wrong, no side long glances in her direction if I see her, just act casual, calm, I am going to be at ease... We were making out, I blacked out, ****ed her, and left... she's done that tons of times.

Will fill you in from prison if anything bad comes up guys.

PEACE!
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Maybe she was just pretending to be asleep.
 

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Rape is any unlawful sexual penetration of another using force. What he described is not really rape, if it was consensual. At any rate, you should really NOT go back to that bar unless you're ready to deny some serious sh*t thrown at you. And even if you are, you shouldn't go back, because just the accusation of sexual misconduct, even if its false, could ruin your character in the public's eye.
 

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From the way she was all over me last night, I think she wasn't asleeo, and that she LOVED it:D Only wish I could remember a little more about it:(

Moderators, would you kindly close this thread?
 

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Originally posted by ethnomethodologist
Moderators, would you kindly close this thread?
No! Im in undercover, now that we traced your home address from youre computer, The cops will be raidng youre house in about 24 hours to arrest you. Pfft you thought you were gonna get away with this, well I got bad news for you you're not. Dont be surpised if the cops come busting in you're door to arrest you. I would like to thank sosuave.com and the community for helping us get another pervert behind bars.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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