Smooth as Anything
Master Don Juan
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Smooth steps into the argument, shaking his head slowly, eyes locked on the floor.
He looks at the thread poster in dismay, and walks over to him slowly, slightly biting his own bottom lip and with an expression of slight irrititation.
I am going to give you a dose of reality, son.
I do not give "one itsy bit" about any ugly girls you happen to run upon and have sex with. I am going to help you out however.
In the slight event that what you are suggesting is an actual situation that you didn't happen to hear from your friend (who also told you the same story the day before, and the day before that...) there are a few very simple principals which I must point-out to you.
For example, the girl you ****ed was not a virgin. She was claiming she was a virgin, so you would be as ignorant as you (obviously) are, and not wear a condom.
Among the amazingly ignorant, it is beleived that STDs can only be caught by having sex with others, so virgins are all clean.
She definitively has some serious sexually transmitted deseises, guaranteed.
You are bragging about riding in a Camaro, everyone and their brother owns one, I am afraid.
I do not come from a particularly wealthy family (comfy, I would suggest) however I have the upbringing to respect women, which you so surely lack.
If I cared to purchase a $60,000 sports car and pickup some STD freaks of nature, I could.
I came to this site to pickup beautiful, classy women. I am looking for a challenge, I am looking for quality, not quantity.
You, son, are not a DJ. You are the same ignorant, irrelevant, insignificant peice of **** that I pay to live.
Money is taken from my paycheck to make sure that you can **** dirty, scummy, ugly women without having a job.
I don't care if you even have a job (clearly with your intellectual capabilities it is far superior to flipping burgers), you are an unproductive human being which no one would care to see leave.
Smooth takes a sip of water and looks to everyone else who responded to this asnine post.
He nods his head slightly, acknowledging them, and walks back off into the black darkness.
He looks at the thread poster in dismay, and walks over to him slowly, slightly biting his own bottom lip and with an expression of slight irrititation.
I am going to give you a dose of reality, son.
I do not give "one itsy bit" about any ugly girls you happen to run upon and have sex with. I am going to help you out however.
In the slight event that what you are suggesting is an actual situation that you didn't happen to hear from your friend (who also told you the same story the day before, and the day before that...) there are a few very simple principals which I must point-out to you.
For example, the girl you ****ed was not a virgin. She was claiming she was a virgin, so you would be as ignorant as you (obviously) are, and not wear a condom.
Among the amazingly ignorant, it is beleived that STDs can only be caught by having sex with others, so virgins are all clean.
She definitively has some serious sexually transmitted deseises, guaranteed.
You are bragging about riding in a Camaro, everyone and their brother owns one, I am afraid.
I do not come from a particularly wealthy family (comfy, I would suggest) however I have the upbringing to respect women, which you so surely lack.
If I cared to purchase a $60,000 sports car and pickup some STD freaks of nature, I could.
I came to this site to pickup beautiful, classy women. I am looking for a challenge, I am looking for quality, not quantity.
You, son, are not a DJ. You are the same ignorant, irrelevant, insignificant peice of **** that I pay to live.
Money is taken from my paycheck to make sure that you can **** dirty, scummy, ugly women without having a job.
I don't care if you even have a job (clearly with your intellectual capabilities it is far superior to flipping burgers), you are an unproductive human being which no one would care to see leave.
Smooth takes a sip of water and looks to everyone else who responded to this asnine post.
He nods his head slightly, acknowledging them, and walks back off into the black darkness.
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