This is my house ****os!

[elguato]

All right, so give it up for da Man!! My friend can finally drive his ****in camaro (he took a while to learn stick) so i can finally be in the passanger seat... great **** i tell ya, now i can actually watch the road, and pay attention...

so we're rollin by this park, and we cruiseb y speed limit of 15mph and these *****es are like yellin and ****.. so we turn around do a drive by 2 check em out, then we turn around and slow down da car and im like yo girls wanna come for a ride?

and they are like sure.. so we go for a small 10 min ride 2 get to know em a bit, and find otu how they are and if they are actually good lookin, well yeah they are and **** so we go for a 10 min ride and im like yo girls we were on our way to the gym, so if u wanna hook up, we can meet u back here in 1 hour.. so they are like aight..

we goto the gym, do our work out (shorten it a bit cuz i know i was gettin some ***** tonite).. and then i drive by just to see if they are tehre, and of course the *****es are waitin on DJ himself

i pick em up, we goto my buddies house, start watchin fite club... my buddy finally starts gettin it on wit this girl, (ive been at it for a while) and they are like we gonna go upstairs for a bit... THANK ****ING GOD< about time!!

so yeah he was bangin her upstairs, i was dion the other chick downstairs, it was ****in NUTS!!!!!!!

good nite, good nite

 

[CaptianMorgan]

wow i didnt know the "yo, wanna go for a ride," could actually work, ima have to try that

 

[Dizzy]

Word, those beehotchs didnt see do dayum thang common straight up foo.

Im all for talking like you want to, and I love reading posts where you got what you wanted, but for gods sake, type like you've got some sense.

Good typing=easier to read and the faster people will reply.

And good job on the night. You get her number?

 

[Julian]

Nice work man, im always prowling for the honeys when i drive, however i have yet to see any worth picking up and banging.

 

[drixsa]

this sounds like utter BS

letssay for a minute that this is true:think about it what kinda girls would do this? would you really wanna sleep with these chicks?

they make hookers look selective

i sense the letters : S, T, and D coming in you and your friend's future.

 

[elguato]

Originally posted by drixsa
this sounds like utter BS

letssay for a minute that this is true:think about it what kinda girls would do this? would you really wanna sleep with these chicks?

they make hookers look selective

i sense the letters : S, T, and D coming in you and your friend's future.

man im tellin u homie, this is like one in a million, the girl i got with w-a-s a virgin .. keyword was, the other ***** my buddy was poundin aint a virgin, the one i got with was so ****ign stupid... oh yah they moved here from ddam saskachewan, farmer country.. stupid ass *****es yo, but who cares

oh and of course i used rubber, man i would never ever go without the protection shiat..

 

[elguato]

Originally posted by CaptianMorgan
wow i didnt know the "yo, wanna go for a ride," could actually work, ima have to try that

well it only works if they are ****in goin nuts and wavin at ya... and goin ooooh nice car.. right

 

[wh01987]

Do you listen to eminem alot or somthing. So homie g dawg whats down with the oatmeal ?

That does sound like bs.

 

[elguato]

Originally posted by wh01987
Do you listen to eminem alot or somthing. So homie g dawg whats down with the oatmeal ?

That does sound like bs.

then bull**** it is, to you... ha ha, i dont give a **** if you believe me at all, it dont matter one intsy bit

 

[InsidiousNstinct]

Fa Shizzle My Nizzle....

 

[oakraiderz2]

Originally posted by elguato
man im tellin u homie, this is like one in a million, the girl i got with w-a-s a virgin .. keyword was, the other ***** my buddy was poundin aint a virgin, the one i got with was so ****ign stupid... oh yah they moved here from ddam saskachewan, farmer country.. stupid ass *****es yo, but who cares

oh and of course i used rubber, man i would never ever go without the protection shiat..

SPEAK ENGLISH!! Oh yeh, a virgin wouldnt just phuck some guy the same day they met them. Oh and like i said before.....SPEAK ENGLISH, what the hell this look like the eminem show?

 

[dip]

great job, lil nig, u boned some hoe who probably gave u aids

thanks for the tip, but i wont use that because i only DJ girls with class

enjoy

 

[mystik]

hahaha i had trouble reading that post with all the swear words in it. then again, maybe thats because i went to high school.

 

[Zelemont]

Originally posted by elguato
man im tellin u homie

Wow. Ive made fun of many, many people for typing ghetto...

But I don't think I've ever actually seen somebody type "homie".

 

[AC/DC]

Originally posted by dip
great job, lil nig, u boned some hoe who probably gave u aids

thanks for the tip, but i wont use that because i only DJ girls with class

enjoy

Amen.

Congratulations, you landed some underdeveloped p ussy. High five.

 

[NBA23]

Elguato your a jackass

 

[tigerkick]

probably some ugly obesed *****es .

 

[ShizamDaMan]

Fear the power of the Camaro

The story seems a little far fetched, but if it's true then I'm glad you had fun bro!

 

[Eternal]

Originally posted by AC/DC
Amen.

Congratulations, you landed some underdeveloped p ussy. High five.

Ah, stolen from Maddox...Anyway, after careful review...The story is bull, unless you left out the part where you paid each of them $50 for the sex.

 

[kevbo]

this post further proves that too many people on this site care for nothing but popularity among complete strangers. also, i don't think it can be said too many times, so listen to oakraiderz2 and speak english.