Step 0: Assume every girl in the club is super attracted to you and that you are teh man
Step 1: Consume 5 pints of beer, 4 whiskeys, 2 vodka redbulls(to keep you alert, ecstacy is optional but i find sex very hard with it)
Step 2: Stumble up to attractive girl(could be really ugly, but beer goggles fix that)
Step 3: Tell her "Hey...(nightclubs are loud so lean into her while touching her shoulder) i dont usually approach random girls, but you are absolutely stunning, im <***>"
Step 5: Apologise for being drunk and tell her your dog got run over and that you're sad because of it.(optional but highly recommended, girls are suckers for this sorta ****)
Step 6: She will then say "aww im sorry to hear that", follow up with "You're so nice... i wish i met you when i wasn't this wasted"(also optional, depends on how drunk the girl herself is)
Step 7: Hand her your phone and ask her to put her number in.(can save till later depending on her body language)
Step 8: If she smokes, bring her to the smoking area, if not bring her to the bar and offer to buy her a drink.
Step 9 <optional, highly recommended>: If she asked for a vodka, make sure its a triple, drunk girls = easy girls. Also it doesn't hurt to know a few speciality drinks. For example, if she just asks for a beer, get her the beer but also bring her one of these "special" drinks which in my case would be 2 tequilla 1 vodka a WKD and topped off with orange, and say you have to try this its my signiture drink or whatever line you want
Step 10A: Make small talk, ask her what she thinks of the club, does she know any good ones etc etc
Step 10B: Once you know shes remotely interested in you... Lean in, whisper in her ear "Theres something you dont know about me"
Step 11: She will ask "Whats that?"
Step 12: "Im a really good kisser"(smile, pull back slightly and go in for the kiss)
Step 13: Kiss(make sure you know how, as this will be the deal breaker)
Step 14: Ask her what she does for fun, if she says something original like "golf or Shopping" then follow up with "Really? no way! me too!" Expand on it. For example if she said shopping say "I dont tell alot of people because its not something alot of men enjoy but i think it can be a great laugh in good company and hey... if we were together fun would be guaranteed, especially in the changing rooms
"
(this is to make her think u are actually good for her, increasing your chances of sleeping with her)
Step 15: Her drink should be finished by now, either offer to buy her another(depends how drunk she is) or ask if she wants to come back to your place and watch a dvd. ("Fancy coming back to mine and watching a DVD or something? I have weed")
Works for me, but then im a sexy beast
Step 1: Consume 5 pints of beer, 4 whiskeys, 2 vodka redbulls(to keep you alert, ecstacy is optional but i find sex very hard with it)
Step 2: Stumble up to attractive girl(could be really ugly, but beer goggles fix that)
Step 3: Tell her "Hey...(nightclubs are loud so lean into her while touching her shoulder) i dont usually approach random girls, but you are absolutely stunning, im <***>"
Step 5: Apologise for being drunk and tell her your dog got run over and that you're sad because of it.(optional but highly recommended, girls are suckers for this sorta ****)
Step 6: She will then say "aww im sorry to hear that", follow up with "You're so nice... i wish i met you when i wasn't this wasted"(also optional, depends on how drunk the girl herself is)
Step 7: Hand her your phone and ask her to put her number in.(can save till later depending on her body language)
Step 8: If she smokes, bring her to the smoking area, if not bring her to the bar and offer to buy her a drink.
Step 9 <optional, highly recommended>: If she asked for a vodka, make sure its a triple, drunk girls = easy girls. Also it doesn't hurt to know a few speciality drinks. For example, if she just asks for a beer, get her the beer but also bring her one of these "special" drinks which in my case would be 2 tequilla 1 vodka a WKD and topped off with orange, and say you have to try this its my signiture drink or whatever line you want
Step 10A: Make small talk, ask her what she thinks of the club, does she know any good ones etc etc
Step 10B: Once you know shes remotely interested in you... Lean in, whisper in her ear "Theres something you dont know about me"
Step 11: She will ask "Whats that?"
Step 12: "Im a really good kisser"(smile, pull back slightly and go in for the kiss)
Step 13: Kiss(make sure you know how, as this will be the deal breaker)
Step 14: Ask her what she does for fun, if she says something original like "golf or Shopping" then follow up with "Really? no way! me too!" Expand on it. For example if she said shopping say "I dont tell alot of people because its not something alot of men enjoy but i think it can be a great laugh in good company and hey... if we were together fun would be guaranteed, especially in the changing rooms
" (this is to make her think u are actually good for her, increasing your chances of sleeping with her)
Step 15: Her drink should be finished by now, either offer to buy her another(depends how drunk she is) or ask if she wants to come back to your place and watch a dvd. ("Fancy coming back to mine and watching a DVD or something? I have weed")
Works for me, but then im a sexy beast
