This has never been discussed before

[DraGon_luv]

How do you properly ask a girl out with out sounding afc????


i dated this girl for like almost a month in a half now, hoping she would ask me out but she has'nt

my next plan was the next moment we have that special , i was gona say



you know what your my gf from now on,....


cause people see us at school and say bf / gf stuff bout us like

you know your gf has never taken my jokes well,

i just get a really awkward feeling and i think that she does to

after he said that she said to him what are you talking about ?


i dont know it that was the bf thing or the joke thing, ?

over anylizing?? mabey...

after i droped her off at a a store , and we kissed good bye

this all happen in the car to ,

 

[Premier]

I'm trying to understand what is going on here, but I'm not sure.

Could anyone clarify this post for me?

 

[DJ Logic]

Actually this HAS been discussed. You should never make evaluation-like statements, like

I Love you
I need you
Let's be exclusively monogamous and name our grandkids after our favorite flavors of ice cream

You are supposed to let her say that mushy crap first!

Just BE COOL! ...Women love a man they can't figure out 100%.

Be like Han Solo man.

She says "I love you"
You say "I know"

 

[tamales]

"Me she don't call. She gorgeous. I want. I am so tired.. I just don't know, men. Give me your oppignons! Please, I love her. It been 3 weeks. She no call! Help!! She love me.. Nothing like this talked before. I am a bafoon. I am so angry!"



Sorry, this wasn't funny. Honest. Simply for my own enjoyment. Must be the cold medicine. No hard feelings but I couldn't understand this either . But yeah, I would be careful saying nothing has EVER been discussed on here before. By the way, how long have these boards been up? Just curious..

 

[oskiano]

Tamales, clean out your mailbox darlin...

 

[DJ Logic]

Wow, so my suspicions are correct tamales. You ARE a sadist!

You really do enjoy making fun of other people's verbal handicaps, huh?
Very smooth...soooooo Don Juan

You really do have a long way to go chica. My advice, think before you type!

 

[Lionheart]

Glad to see i'm not the only one who gets pissed off by Illteracy.

 

[tamales]

Hey O I am doing that right now! No, not hoards of emails. Just lazy, I guess. But DJlogic, where is the logic in your post ? LOL. I hope you were playing with me. Not flaming me but okay, I can take it. Whatever.....Honestly, I can't type worth **** but I do have a grasp of the language even if I can't spell bafoon LOL

And if not, why bother?

 

[oskiano]

Sometimes the spelling and grammar here are enough to make me sick.

When did ignorance become a point of view?

 

[DJ Logic]

actually, LionHeart I was giving Tamales heat for making fun of people who can't write English all that well. (She has done it more than once)

On the other hand, you must be pretty angry at yourself, considering you can't even spell "illiteracy" correctly!
LMAO

You people crack me up! Who the f*ck cares if someone uses abbreviations like "how r u doin" or just uses plain bad english? This is SOSUAVE.COM not SOGRAMMATICALLYCORRECT.COM! People on this site need to to chill the f*ck out and stop feeling so damn superior to everyone else over petty bullsh!t. We are here to help each other, remember?

And if you think I haven't helped by pointing out this major personality flaw here, then you are not as smart as I would like to give you credit for! There is nothing suave about being a pesky nitpick.

Logic has spoken

 

[oskiano]

u r a drk...

 

[tamales]

"Glad to see i'm not the only one who gets pissed off by Illteracy."

Whew.. I agree, like there isn't a whole lot of other stuff to be more concerned about. Add your point being?

I gather from you both it ain;t got notin to due with me itleracy skils. ain't it?

 

[DJ Logic]

My Logic

The logic behind my post, my dear tamales can be found here:

http://sosuave.com/vBulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=29446

No this is not an attempt to flame and yes, I look forward to your response.

Logic - Out

 

[tamales]

Oh yeah, and not that anyone cares. you shouldn't but okay, the laugh is on me DJlogic.. I can't type worth ****.. LOL.. I just reread some of my posts and as a former editorial assistant, I am well, okay.. so I can't type. Don't mean I am not smart tho LOL..

Can we move on that I am not illteratttte No more jokes. I apologize. See how easy it is to get a woman to say she's sorry

Moving on...

 

[Mr. Fingers]

12

 

[Mr. Fingers]

woops..wrong thread! (DUH!)

 

[DJ Logic]

Agreed Tamales,

Although you never did answer my questions from the other thread. Just like a woman, you give out apologies and smilie faces like currency and expect me to forget the important sh!t.


You chicks are all the same!

 

[tamales]

DJLogic, I went there and got no logic and started to post but then figured I'd be flamed from doing so and really what's the point??? I don't get your point. Is the fact that I responded to his post and then made fun of the language barrier so hard to grasp. I mean I am human and well hell, a dose of codiene or however you mother spell it would leave you in the same frame. No excuses. FIne, but I still think it was funny as **** so bite me already..

Geesh.. and you all call me an AW?

 

[DJ Logic]

HAHA!

Sorry...I forgot you are on drugs! I am really not trying to flame here!!! I am just fascinated by the Modus Operandi of a Don Juana. That's all. I really want to know what your goal is. Tell you what, I will pass on your invitation to "bite you" (not into that kinky sh!t) and initiate with my own motivation, or reason for being here:

I want to improve my game so I can be a bit of a slut for awhile to compensate for a longgggggg dry spell throughout my AFC years. Using improved DJ skills, I hope to eventually establish and maintain LTR with an incredible hottie that blows my mind till the day I die.

Hmm..maybe this would make an interesting poll, see who is looking for LTRs and who is just looking for as much ass as they can get their grubby paws on...food for thought.

Wasn't that easy? OK...Your turn!

 

[Trickster_guy_2001]

Originally posted by tamales
"Me she don't call. She gorgeous. I want. I am so tired.. I just don't know, men. Give me your oppignons! Please, I love her. It been 3 weeks. She no call! Help!! She love me.. Nothing like this talked before. I am a bafoon. I am so angry!"



Sorry, this wasn't funny. Honest. Simply for my own enjoyment. Must be the cold medicine. No hard feelings but I couldn't understand this either . But yeah, I would be careful saying nothing has EVER been discussed on here before. By the way, how long have these boards been up? Just curious..

She doesn't call you. I think it's a stupid thing that women get in their heads. "Don't call. Don't flirt. Play hard to get." It's just more annoying. If she hasn't started calling you next, she probably isn't interested.

It's the same with friends. Don't become the one who always calls. It's easy to get into that type of rut sometimes. I myself am getting better at this sort of thing. And it's working better.

After 3 weeks, you don't love her. You have a bunch of those damned "lovey dovey happy butterfly in stomach honeymoon stage" feelings flooding into the system. Enjoy them, but don't let them control you. You control your emotions, or they control you.

::She's beautiful.::

And so are most of the women in Maxim Mag. Remember pretty women are easy to find. Asking out is the tricky part. Just remember that there are plenty of other women out there who can be pretty hot. And ones who are a better quality.

This one seems a little flaky to me. How does she respond to you on the date or on the phone? Keep in mind if she sounds interested, she just could be a professional dater, and you don't want one of those.


Oh, and I believe the spelling is "Buffoon."