This forum. Everyone needs to harden the fvck up.

[Zunder]

That may be seem a bit rich coming from a "newbie" - but too bad.

Western civilization has been well served by Aristotelian logic with its either/or and excluded middle syllogisms, BUT it is possible without being mystical about it, to hold simultaneously opposing views and opinions in one’s mind.

I read someones post, and I may nod and think "well, never thought of it like that". And then an opposing post that makes me think "good counter argument, agree sith some of that too". Or I may think it is all total bs.


If str8up has a different view from guru, or whoever, then who really gives a fvck?

I do find the bitterness between some posters getting ridiculous.

A real man can dish out his point of view and take it too from another man. Doesn't mean you have to be a pvssy and agree jsut to "keep the peace", and also doesn't mean either that you have to resort to personal attacks either.
Man up and show your intelligence by articulating your different point of view without having to descend to fighting like little mud-wrestling b!tches.

Remember - the Sun will rise in the morning without your help.

At least till 2012 if the Mayan doomsayers are to be believed.

 

[KontrollerX]

Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office... But she was dating someone else.

One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, 'I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you...

The girl looked at him, and then said, 'NO!'

Eddie said, 'I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up. '

She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend...So she called him and explained the situation.

Her boyfriend says, 'Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down.'

She agreed and accepts the proposal. Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call.. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks, 'What happened...?'

Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, 'The bastard had all dimes!'

Management lesson: Always consider a business proposition in it's entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed.

 

[YAboi]

my mistake i posted in the mm forum delete

 

[WaterTiger]

Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office... But she was dating someone else.

One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, 'I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you...

The girl looked at him, and then said, 'NO!'

Eddie said, 'I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up. '

She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend...So she called him and explained the situation.

Her boyfriend says, 'Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down.'

She agreed and accepts the proposal. Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call.. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks, 'What happened...?'

Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, 'The bastard had all dimes!'

Management lesson: Always consider a business proposition in it's entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed.

THAT was funny! :crackup: