"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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This ever happen to you when your havin sex

AnkleBreaker

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I hookd up with this chick we talkd for awhile went on a date, i went to her house to watch a movie it was boring so she turnd off the tv and we started kissin.

Then we went to the bed to get it on i put on my glove stuck it in then i started smellin this funky ass smell.

And i know its not me cuz i took a shower before i went over ther anyway its the kinda smell that makes you wanna gagg kinda like armpits and fish, and i go limp from the smell and shes like are you done and im like yeahh even though im not then i got out of ther as fast as i could and havent seen her since.

This *****es ***** smelld so bad man i felt so dirty when i got home i took a shower took me a week to get the smell outta my nose i hope this never happens to anyone else
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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ThunderMaverick

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Well uh. Strippers get into the routine of not washing themselves because they see hundreds of different guys a day...and it means nothing to them. I think it's like that with most skanks in general too. That's what happens when you 'just hook up' with someone sometimes.
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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Should have checked the expiration date before opening that package of fish....:p
 

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Mate

It depends on a couple of things

When she last had a shower and washed her vagina
As what stage of her menstral cycle she is at.
Or she might have a yeast infection called thrush.

If she has thrush, glad you used a condom, thrush gets a bit itchy

Typically the fishy smell would most likely be thrush

I know it freaked you out, but maybe you could show some maturity next time.
 

MacDiddy

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the smell is something u have to get use to. As others have explained, there is many factors that contribute to their smelly situation. if it bothers you, tell her to shower or clean up her twang. In all fairness, the alpha in me forces my chick to blow me no matter what state my member is in so its only fair I show some toleration in exchange.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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NewMan

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There is NO EXCUSE for a stinky Pvssy.

If she had any kind of self respect, she would have gone to the bathroom first and washed that stinky sh#t.

Your well rid of this one.

Just say no to Stinky Poon.
 

spidersense

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I simply say, "you gotta wash that ****e" If she does, great, we can have fun, if not, I say gimme head then leave.
 

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You gotta find yourself a more hygenic b1tch then. The girls I've dated always go "into the bathroom" to wash their ***** beforehand. But generally girls will smell MUSKIER not fishy or that pungent from the way you described.. could've been something else and considering she slept with you on the first date she probably does it to others.. good thing you wore a rubber.

Girls who give it up after first date = H0bag with a chance of a disease.

Girls who give it up after first month = Keeper.
 
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