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Senior Don Juan
Michael Phelps will have Pvssy lined up longer than the distance he has swam when he return home.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
This Dude is unreal
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
KontrollerX
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Its funny how your sig goes right along with the theme of this post. 
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Like I've said before.
thedeparted
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I don't think he gives a crap about pvssy at this point. Pvssy is common. Winning the most gold medals in olympic history? Not so much.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
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Why would aussie women care about basketball? Why would aussie women care about rappers?
The guy is built like a brick ****house, is now the darling of australia and is going to make more money then most aussie men. That basically makes him every fathers worst nightmare.
Rappers and the NBA. BWHAHAHAHAHAH. There is a world outside Harlem son.
The guy is built like a brick ****house, is now the darling of australia and is going to make more money then most aussie men. That basically makes him every fathers worst nightmare.
Rappers and the NBA. BWHAHAHAHAHAH. There is a world outside Harlem son.