"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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This chick is telling me she is in love with me after a week.

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That could have been the most boring letter I have ever, ever read. I mean seriously, what the F is she talking about? It's just a bunch of rambling that goes nowhere.

Anyways, normal people do not act like this. Only very mentally disturbed people do. She's clearly a recluse in her hometown, she's looking for an escape to America and you're the perfect bait to help her survive and be a companion. "I WILL FIND YOU." Lol.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Iceberg said:
Oh. Is this what we're doing? Trying to find logic in his posts?

I just assumed that we all knew that this guy is a troll and were just entertaining him for a bit.
Ah, well hell.

That's what I get for spending time away from the boards.
 

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Sandow said:
That could have been the most boring letter I have ever, ever read. I mean seriously, what the F is she talking about? It's just a bunch of rambling that goes nowhere.

Anyways, normal people do not act like this. Only very mentally disturbed people do. She's clearly a recluse in her hometown, she's looking for an escape to America and you're the perfect bait to help her survive and be a companion. "I WILL FIND YOU." Lol.
lol. i know its boring. but she spent 3 hours writing it.
 

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run!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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noobolgy said:
lol. i know its boring. but she spent 3 hours writing it.
are you a fan of the show friends?

that whole letter thing reminds me of an episode

granted, rachel and ross knew each other for like a decade not a week, but still
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Can someone say stage 5 clinger alert? Anyways I'd keep her around if I were you. You could have a foreign sugar momma/sex slave on your hands lol. It seems like you're in a bad place atm so what good is getting rid of someone that you enjoy talking to gonna do?
 

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JoeMarron said:
Can someone say stage 5 clinger alert? Anyways I'd keep her around if I were you. You could have a foreign sugar momma/sex slave on your hands lol. It seems like you're in a bad place atm so what good is getting rid of someone that you enjoy talking to gonna do?
Last night i talked to her for a while. I tried to explain infatuation, and obession. She said she understand, that I dont need to return the love. She said her loving me is enough.... she brought up the term unrequited love.... I asked her would she really send me money? she said she would send me 350 dollars.... I feel like shes hooked on me now...
 

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noobolgy said:
Last night i talked to her for a while. I tried to explain infatuation, and obession. She said she understand, that I dont need to return the love. She said her loving me is enough.... she brought up the term unrequited love.... I asked her would she really send me money? she said she would send me 350 dollars.... I feel like shes hooked on me now...
Cool story, bro.

Tell her that you'll really love her if she starts f**king women. Then get her to skype as she bangs girls in front of the camera. Then send me the videos.
 

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Iceberg said:
Cool story, bro.

Tell her that you'll really love her if she starts f**king women. Then get her to skype as she bangs girls in front of the camera. Then send me the videos.
lol. ruthless
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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devilkingx2 said:
you do notice that the first picture and the last picture don't look alike? and that both are different from pictures 2 and 3?

2 and 3 can be the same person, but it seems like 3 different girls

unless the first 3 were during her awkward adolesence
Yeah, that first one she looks real young. Strange set of pictures she sent you. That last one was the hook though....

Has she sent you more....recent ones?
 

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noobolgy said:
Yeah, that will turn out real well...
You know I was kidding.

You also know there are tons of red flags here and you should watch your radar screen for incoming.
 

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noobolgy said:
Last night i talked to her for a while. I tried to explain infatuation, and obession. She said she understand, that I dont need to return the love. She said her loving me is enough.... she brought up the term unrequited love.... I asked her would she really send me money? she said she would send me 350 dollars.... I feel like shes hooked on me now...
Hah it might be fked up but if some silly chick wants to send me money I'm not gonna stop her. Idk why dudes think you're trolling though. Chit like this happens on the internet all the time. When people aren't getting the social interaction they need in real life they will turn to the internet.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Well she doesnt have recent pics. I try to get her to show me her tits on cam, but she says if she is my girlfriend, she will do what ever I want. She try to get me to agree to this a lot.
 

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The other pictures look different from the first because they were taken on Instagram and she added the filter effect.
 

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5string said:
You know I was kidding.

You also know there are tons of red flags here and you should watch your radar screen for incoming.
What kind of incoming exactly do you think could result? Shes in china..
 

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noobolgy said:
So. Should I accept her money? She wants to come here to bang, she also wants me to go there at some point.
Why not? You have money and pvssy to gain and nothing to lose. She looks like a damn 12 year old in some of those pics lol she's not gonna kill you in your sleep or steal all your stuff. Besides it would make an entertaining story. You got a Chinese chick to travel half way across the world just to bang you.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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