"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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This b1tch Is Scary!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCODIhAXbQM&search=religious nut

You can tell this woman is really fvcked up both emotionally and physically and yet she is the boss of the house and as a result all her family are probably fvcked up too.

That is scary to be married and have your wife turn to a fat crazy b1tch. Poor family.

Men if you ever wish to marry a woman be very careful whom you marry.

DJD
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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holy shlt. I have no words to describe how fvcking weird that was.
 

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Wiesman44 said:
holy shlt. I have no words to describe how fvcking weird that was.

You must be dark-sided. That woman is truly one of god's warriors. Kudos to her and I wish my mom was more like that. In jesus' name I pray for all of you dark-sided AFCs.
 

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Where's the video? I go to that site and all I see is a web page and some comments.
 

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Wow.... That was a Big a** woman.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Ha... I saw that episode.


That made me lose a lot of respect for television.
 

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Wow. Lose respect for television? Since when has television had respect?

I have no problem with religious people, but that is an extreme.
 

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holy ****.... just shows you what ignorance can do to people....

shes prolly thinks everything she doesnt understand is a part of the devils work to destroy her and the only truth is in the bible there is no outer space earth is flat and is the center of the universe....

I felt really bad for the kids , and for that couch .... o_O
 

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Omfg!!

I can not believe what I just sawwwwwww!
That sh*t actually aired on national television? :crackup:

I dont' give 2 sh*ts about that fat a$$ woman, but I feel really sorry for her family that honestly loves that beast of a woman!

Is it just me or was the husband being very AFC? Or was that some seriously creative editing?

WOW!!! One more reason I'll stay away from the "less than trim" ladies......:moon:
 

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if i remember right that was of the show "trading spauses". After the first few episodes they figured out the trend. They would pair up the total opposites and then watch the drama......
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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I would hit that. She is like a HB9
 

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I hope thats staged.


This is why I hate religion....but thats a different thread.
 

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DDevil said:
I hope thats staged.


This is why I hate religion....but thats a different thread.
Feminism, politics, and women hating fall under the same argument for me.
 

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words cannot describe? No action or group of action can describe how f'ed up that was.

i would love to send her to the Satanic Church in Wilkes-Barre, PA. That would be sweetness.

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