"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Third girl who says her pu55y hurts after having sex with me...

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Okay, I haven't ****ed THAT many girls, but the last three girls all said their ***** hurt because my **** is thick. I think my **** is average thickness.

I mean it's common for a girl to say "oh you're the biggest I've seen"...but three girls in the row all say the same thing?

What's up with that? I want to have sex again like 20-30 minutes later but they need more time because they're sore.

And I don't go longer than 10-15 minutes.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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They all were wet, and many had orgasms fairly quickly...maybe that's the reason why?

I posted this question because I want some feedback. Maybe I should try a different position or something...?
 

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Bible_Belt said:
Women lie about pvssy soreness as an excuse to not want to have sex again. They know you won't argue.
Damn, well I thought that I was pretty good... but they all had sex again but like 2 hours later.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Just a Shot Away

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Man, this one really hit home. For some reason, every time I walk into the club, all HB 9's and above leap on me and when I get them home...they complain about how they can't all stuff my cock in their mouth simultaneously so fights break out and it just turns into this blizzard of tongues all trying to maintain contact with my member! Anybody have any advice on how to handle this?

Seriously, dude. What kind of thread is this. You have nice girth. Good job. Solution A: penile reduction surgery. Solution B: wait until they get used to it or wait until they're ready again. Unreal. You remind me of mix "How do I get HB10's to stop staring at me???" master.
 

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sometimes they need to get used to the size.
I've had the same thing. After a few rounds, they can handle it.
 

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Hahaha, I was not bragging.
 

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Put a pillow under her knees.

I don't care how thick you claim to be -- your 'strokes' are probably uneven.
The slight elevation of the pillows provides a more direct path and with any luck, you'll also hit her Gspot.

She'll also get wetter as girls have told me it makes them feel "exposed"; therefore, receptive and girls like that.
Until you can make things run smoothly and wet, use the pillow son.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Hahaha, mix master is hilarious:

"Omg guys I walked into class today and Jessica Alba was just sitting there staring at me suggestively licking her lips! Then she started masturbating over me! What should I do!"

Are these girls virgins/only done it a couple of times before by any chance?
 

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I guess anal is out of the question :crackup:

But seriously, maybe you either need to buy a KY for them, or try to change the position like doggy style or the spoon position where you have more control over your thrusts and thus not pounding them that hard.

If they keep coming back for more then don't worry about it. Just roll over next time with a smile when they complain and just say "yeah I do that sometimes".

Would you rather be the guy that women talk about that they say " I didn't feel a thing?" I think not.

Women just complain on everything. Even Chris Rock said that even if a man had a d1ck made out of gold and would make their women have the best orgasm in the world, they in turn will complain that you made them cu-m too hard.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Ah I see, this is a very common problem. All these women get soaking wet, orgasm pretty fast and need a long break, yet they complain about the very thing that brings them to the brink of ecstacy.
 

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maybe you should go for women instead??

Seriously, it's a lube problem or a skills problem - as they say, less about the size more about how it's used. You could be hitting them in the back of the uterus, which I have had two gfs in the past mention. Something about a tilted uterus or somewhat.

TC
 

Love_Games?!?

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Hey bro you accidentally typed a capital (K) in your username... might wanna get that fixed.
 

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I've heard that too, but usually it's followed by "but it's alright, can we do it again?"

I think sometimes it hurts for them, but if you're doing it right then the pleasure greatly outweighs the pain.
 
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