"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Third girl who says her pu55y hurts after having sex with me...

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Okay, I haven't ****ed THAT many girls, but the last three girls all said their ***** hurt because my **** is thick. I think my **** is average thickness.

I mean it's common for a girl to say "oh you're the biggest I've seen"...but three girls in the row all say the same thing?

What's up with that? I want to have sex again like 20-30 minutes later but they need more time because they're sore.

And I don't go longer than 10-15 minutes.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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They all were wet, and many had orgasms fairly quickly...maybe that's the reason why?

I posted this question because I want some feedback. Maybe I should try a different position or something...?
 

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Bible_Belt said:
Women lie about pvssy soreness as an excuse to not want to have sex again. They know you won't argue.
Damn, well I thought that I was pretty good... but they all had sex again but like 2 hours later.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Just a Shot Away

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Man, this one really hit home. For some reason, every time I walk into the club, all HB 9's and above leap on me and when I get them home...they complain about how they can't all stuff my cock in their mouth simultaneously so fights break out and it just turns into this blizzard of tongues all trying to maintain contact with my member! Anybody have any advice on how to handle this?

Seriously, dude. What kind of thread is this. You have nice girth. Good job. Solution A: penile reduction surgery. Solution B: wait until they get used to it or wait until they're ready again. Unreal. You remind me of mix "How do I get HB10's to stop staring at me???" master.
 

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sometimes they need to get used to the size.
I've had the same thing. After a few rounds, they can handle it.
 

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Hahaha, I was not bragging.
 

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Put a pillow under her knees.

I don't care how thick you claim to be -- your 'strokes' are probably uneven.
The slight elevation of the pillows provides a more direct path and with any luck, you'll also hit her Gspot.

She'll also get wetter as girls have told me it makes them feel "exposed"; therefore, receptive and girls like that.
Until you can make things run smoothly and wet, use the pillow son.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Hahaha, mix master is hilarious:

"Omg guys I walked into class today and Jessica Alba was just sitting there staring at me suggestively licking her lips! Then she started masturbating over me! What should I do!"

Are these girls virgins/only done it a couple of times before by any chance?
 

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I guess anal is out of the question :crackup:

But seriously, maybe you either need to buy a KY for them, or try to change the position like doggy style or the spoon position where you have more control over your thrusts and thus not pounding them that hard.

If they keep coming back for more then don't worry about it. Just roll over next time with a smile when they complain and just say "yeah I do that sometimes".

Would you rather be the guy that women talk about that they say " I didn't feel a thing?" I think not.

Women just complain on everything. Even Chris Rock said that even if a man had a d1ck made out of gold and would make their women have the best orgasm in the world, they in turn will complain that you made them cu-m too hard.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Tazman

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Ah I see, this is a very common problem. All these women get soaking wet, orgasm pretty fast and need a long break, yet they complain about the very thing that brings them to the brink of ecstacy.
 

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maybe you should go for women instead??

Seriously, it's a lube problem or a skills problem - as they say, less about the size more about how it's used. You could be hitting them in the back of the uterus, which I have had two gfs in the past mention. Something about a tilted uterus or somewhat.

TC
 

Love_Games?!?

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Hey bro you accidentally typed a capital (K) in your username... might wanna get that fixed.
 

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I've heard that too, but usually it's followed by "but it's alright, can we do it again?"

I think sometimes it hurts for them, but if you're doing it right then the pleasure greatly outweighs the pain.
 
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