"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

Read more...

think i'm getting worse

dmoney

Don Juan
Joined
May 14, 2006
Messages
45
Reaction score
0
aight so much happened on tuesday.. lets call the girl... girl 1 the second girl freaky girl and the third girl spanish girl.

soon tuesday i went to go talk to my friend and girl 1 was there and i kind of talked around her and ignored that she was there. after i was about to leave she says "wait how you gonna see me here and not say hi, o'm not gonna talk to you today" . so later i went to her department flirted with her. which let to her chasing me with a shoe and telling me to pick up the shoes she dropped on the floor, she was stomping her leg like i was a dog and i told her i wasnt a dog and started laughing and kept doing it anyways. then she left and her boss and other employee came and started asking me if i liked her and i just smiled, when she came bac her boss told her "he likes you and wants to take you the movies and buy you popcorn and whisper nothingness in your ear" so me and the other girl there start laughing. she just looks at me and walks away. i stay there and talk to her boss she comes bac and she gets an arguement with him and starts cursing at him so i leave.

on my way to my department i see freaky girl so i go talk to her and she like starts acting really freaky and starts to hump my leg and tells me to hump hers (i told her that i'm not a dog that i hump other things) then she starts grinding on my leg and stuff. i slap her ass and at one point i ask her for a hug then i give her a bear hug and she screams and tells me i hurt her boobs so i told her i can massage then for her so i touch her tits a bit then she goes "noo" in this moaning voice (was kind of weird i think she wanted me to continue) anyways this went on with her through out the night until we left work. she got up on the ladder and started to get into all these sexual positions and saying how she wonders how it would feel to try it like this, she then wanted to play truth or dare but i told her i didnt.


so later i went to go talk to my friend in another department and girl 1 was there and she wasnt wearing any shoes we make fun of her and tell her that her feet smile i tell her that i can see the odor vapors coming out. she tells me she hates me and tries to leave i tell her to come bac and she says that i know shes self conscious about her self and that i shouldnt make fun of her. after about 5 more minutes i left and went to go talk to the other girl ... i didnt talk to her again for the rest of the night

so when i got home i sent the freaky girl a text saying truth or dare. she picked dare and i dared her to go out with me alone.. she said "okayy" then she asks me truth or dare and i told her dare and she said i dare you to tell me why you want o hang out with me alone (this is the girl that i told you always wants to bring her friends to hang out) and i told her that i wanted to get to know her on a personal level and i cant do that if her friends are there and plus i wanted to take her out cuz her bday is today. she says "o wow why didnt you say that before" and that she was bored that day and that she just wanted to have fun. .so i sent her a few more texts the last one being that we should hang out on thursday but she neva replied bac. havent texted her bac to say hi not even to say happy bday.


aight so the spanish girl i've liked since 8th grade but have forgotten about her.. saw her in skool for the first time last week and she said hi and i told her i havent seen her in ages and she said i know and she give me a hug, i asked her if she had a myspace and she said yea and told me to send her a friend request and i did and she accepted me. sent her a couple messages (one monday night the other last week) telling her we should catch up and for her to give me her number that i might call her up when i was off work to hang out. went on myspace last night and saw that she was on and read the messages but she didnt reply. so today i went to skool and while i'm walkin in she hits me on the bac and we start walkin and talkin. we stop and talk in one spot for like 5 minutes she asks me where is my class and i told her and she says "ohh my class is down there so we walked and talked to our first class. nothing much just general convos and an occasional touch on the bac from me to her. when we got to my class she told me where her class was and i told her i would be there in a minute. went into my class put my stuff then was about to go see her then a friend of my came wanted to show me something so i walked him and we passed her (she was standing in front of the door talking to some dude). after my first class i walked out again she hits me on my bac and she says hey and then we start walking and talking. so i decide to ask her is she working thursday and she said she works friday and saturday and i asked are you free thursday and she said i gotta go to church my dad is the pastor so i was oh ok (didnt know what to do thought she was interested) so we parted ways and i left.

so on wednesday i texted freaky girl to confirm that we were hanging told her to call me thursday when she got out of skool she said ok. later on that day she came into our job with other co workers and they said hi to me and said hi... didnt know she was with then cuz i was on cashier and was with a customer so didnt really look towards her way... only noticed her as they were leaving. so yesterday i called her to find out if we were still hanging out (cuz she never called me bac) and left a message. she later replies me via text saying that she was sry her phone was on vibrate but she cant hang out cuz she has to go out with her mom. so i told her that shes gonna make it up to me right and she said yea. so i said i was thinking a 2 hr massage and a kiss and she said WOW so i told her i was off work 2morro and that she should call out and she said no " that i aint nobody for her to call off work" so i said i thought you were interested in me enough to do so. so i asked her was a wrong and she said yea...

dunno thin i i lost her there
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

Read more...

thedeparted

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Aug 7, 2007
Messages
428
Reaction score
29
Next time: (1) use Capitalization and (2) get to the point already.
 

john paul

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Aug 19, 2007
Messages
311
Reaction score
3
Location
Paradise City
The girl who had the birthday i would say likes you but flakes like crazy because shes too intimidated by hanging out with a guy alone.

Oh and you text too much I think.
 
Top