"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Think ill just go in for the kill

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So i was talkin to 2 girls HB5 and HB7 im teasin HB5 ****y+funny all that ish. But im doing this to get HB7, HB5 ask me to do sumthin i deny her and then make her do something for me so while shes gone HB7 is like so i bet you get all your girlfriends to do stuff for you, notice how she said girlfriends in plural.

So i smile continue on then i say im thristy, HB7 ask me if i want her coke im like nahh She goes what you think i have germs? And im like yea but im thirsty so i take a drink anyway HB5 has a coke also i shake it up right infront of her just to piss her off.

HB7 starts crackin up so all this time im havin a great time bustin on both of them and i notice HB7 giving me alot of eye contact.

But i see really high intrest in her the way she stares at me is like she wants to rip my clothes off and always hugging me like today.

So next time i see her im not gonna hug her im gonna go in for the kiss.

Good or Bad idea?
 
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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Hot Ice

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Ï think you should be in isolation before kissing.
 

AnkleBreaker

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Nm i dont need anyones opnion, ive been doin good on my own so far why ask a dumbass like you?
 

DonJuanQuixote

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Originally posted by AnkleBreaker
Nm i dont need anyones opnion, ive been doin good on my own so far why ask a dumbass like you?
Then why the fvck did you waste time typing that crap, idiot? Grow up.
 

jakeyboy

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Originally posted by AnkleBreaker
Nm i dont need anyones opnion, ive been doin good on my own so far why ask a dumbass like you?
you asked a question, he gave his opinion, and you call him a dumbass?

you're ****ing rude.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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If you can't play nice with other people, go play with yourself.

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