Think chicks AW on FB, Snapchat, Instagram is bad?

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

9Volt

Banned

Feb 18, 2017

They don't compare to the cattle that actually go out in the streets and get news coverage AWing when no one wants or wanted them in the first place.

You know. The bison that march around for "women's rights" looking half man/ half beast shouting and holding signs to not "touch them" "no means no" "my body my right" as if any dude is actually trying to get or has ever gotten with them.

"I can dress like I want to! Say no to sexual harassment!" Uh ok Orc. LOL

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.