"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Things you say/do that make u look cool...

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what have u done that made u feel cool? what did u say?

I remember one time the hottest lookin girl in my school was with all of her friends, and she came up to me in front of all of her friends while i was playing basketball, and when she tried to talk to me, i told her to wait and i ran away and all of her friends were like "AWwwwwwwwwwwww!!!"
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Ok I walked into the room and everyone was like, "HOLY SH!T MAN. AFK IS THE MAN AND HE IS HERE NOW."

hahah no jpjp. That was pretty cool what you did.

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The real deal
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Ok so I'm just sitting there laughing and cracking jokes at/with my buddies. It was the first day of school and this girl literally, stomps up to me (HB 7.5 ....had oneitis on her. Ganji crap drove her insane).

So she stomps up to me and she's like, "AFK I swear you are a living *******.. BLAH BLAH BLAH."

I kinda just stared at her while her b1tch side took over. and I sat there listening. Occasionally wiping my face like she spit on it even though she didn't.

So she's done and panting and starts to leave. So I laugh and say, "everyone's a little pissed that summer's over." (adapted from Heartbreakers)

So then she hears it and a few people around us say, "damn what a *****." So I'm the man and people are patting me and stuff.
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2 days later, she corners me and I f-ing reject this oneitis of mine. It felt so good I coulda **** my pants and not care.
 
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I have two situations, both with the same girl.

1. One time she and I were having lunch at this place by the college. My two best friends come in, see us and join us at our table. After we make conversation for awhile she starts to complain (jokingly) to my two buds about the way I treat her. I looked her straight in the eye, point to the door, and said "if you don't like the way I treat you, there's the door". She didn't say a damn word for the rest of the meal! Needless to say she was all over me later that day!

2. One night she was supposed to meet up with my friends and I to have a few drinks. Something came up and she didn't make it. I was kind of pissed off so I ended up going home with a female friend of my best friend.

I felt guilty as hell for cheating on my girl, cuz I loved her more than I was willing to admit. Anyways I told her the next day that I had cheated and she got all pissed at me and broke up with me, which is what she should have done. So I go to work, I'm all upset and crying cuz like I said, I did love her, I tell my boss all about how I cheated on my girl and she broke up with me and I didn't want him to give me any sh!t today.

Later that day she shows up at my work bringing me flowers. She felt bad about how upset I had gotten when she broke up with me and she didn't want to throw away our relationship over some mistake I made while I was out drinking. After she left, my boss and I were cracking up. Here I cheated on the woman and she bought me flowers. Afterwards, my reputation at work was legendary.

Man that woman was clingy! But I never felt so cool in all my life.
 
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so this one time,

I made a clever reply telling people to GROW UP...oh wait...that was now.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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And just who were you telling to grow up young man? If you have nothing worth while to add to the post then go play in the sandbox.
 
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