spider_007
Master Don Juan
i'm trying to make up my own list, but it's puirty lame
so, tell me yours.
so, tell me yours.
Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
things to do before you die
- Thread starter spider_007
- Start date
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
TyTe`EyEs
Master Don Juan
Have a threesome (with 2 chicks of course).
spider_007
Master Don Juan
.....and i thought my list was retarded.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
TyTe`EyEs
Master Don Juan
Well, on a serious note:
-Have a successful career
-Have a family
-Run a marathon
-Squat 400 pounds
-Get a masters degree
-Own land
-A lot more
-Have a successful career
-Have a family
-Run a marathon
-Squat 400 pounds
-Get a masters degree
-Own land
-A lot more
Capt.Jack Sparrow
Master Don Juan
Be a cheerleader
hahahaha
no but really
Travel as much as you can
hahahaha
no but really
Travel as much as you can
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I've almost got 100. Then I'm going to categorize them - EXPERIENCES, FAMILY, KNOWLEDGE, and CAREER.
1. watch a basketball game in Madison Square Garden (preferably NCAA)
2. watch a baseball game at Yankee Stadium/Fenway Park/Wrigley Field
3. NY – visit Sagamore Hill (home of Theodore Roosevelt)
4. attend a Heavyweight Boxing title fight
5. go to a Pride/UFC event
6. go to a Notre Dame home football game
7. go to a KU basketball game/go to KU Late Night
8. swim in the Pacific Ocean
9. travel to Mexico
10. meet the President
11. go to New Orleans for Mardi Gras
12. go back to Memphis
13. see the South – Robert Johnson’s crossroads, etc.
14. travel through Europe
15. see the Parthenon and Coliseum, etc.
16. watch a bullfight in Spain
17. fish in the Irati River in Northern Spain
18. go to Crete
19. go to the Louvre in Paris
20. Pamplona – Running of the Bulls
20. take a road-trip to the southwest United States
21. visit Mt. Rushmore
22. visit the pyramids of Egypt
23. go to a monster truck rally/demolition derby
24. teach my son how to play baseball
25. live on a fishing boat after I retire
26. fight in a boxing match
27. attend a film festival
28. devote an entire year to growing a beard
29. dunk a basketball
30. chop down a tree with an axe and make something cool with the lumber
31. learn astronomy
32. bowl a 200+ game
33. finish a marathon
34. win a ping pong tournament
35. work for a political campaign that I believe in
36. publish an op-ed piece
37. learn to speak German fluently
38. get a Ph.D
39. teach a college course
40. work on the railroad for a year
41. learn to play the harmonica
42. buy a really old Cadillac
43. go deer hunting - shoot a 14-point buck
44. enter a hotdog eating contest
45. see an Indiana high-school basketball game
46. see Colorado; climb a mountain
47. have a puppy
48. have a baby rat as a pet
49. enter a chess tournament
50. buy a motorcyle
51. see Mount Kilimanjaro
52. take a scenic overnight train ride somewhere in the U.S.
53. Go to the Baseball Hall of Fame in Cooperstown, NY
54. bench press 300 lbs
55. run a mile in under 5 minutes
56. Squat 350 lbs
57. Deadlift 400 lbs
59. do 100 consecutive pushups
59. make 1 million dollars in a year
60. start my own company
61. ride a horse
62. do 30 consecutive pullups
63. make 100 free throws in a row
64. read the Bible
65. get married
66. write a novel
67. learn about astronomy
68. read a biography of every American President
69. take a physics class
70. become an above-average cook
71. gamble at a casino in Monte Carlo
72. Be a contestant on Jeopardy
73. compete in a Triathlon
74. tour Washington, D.C.
75. See the Northern Lights in Alaska
76. start my own charity
77. start my own scholarship foundation
78. Go to the New Orleans Jazz and Heritage Festival
79. Take a steamboat ride on the Mississippi
80. see the Grand Canyon
81. have grandchildren – have an strong family tree
82. own artwork (Monet, etc.)
83. Research my heritage – start a heritage project
84. own a restaurant
85. have my portrait painted
86. own a house with a fitness room and a swimming pool
87. fly in a hot-air balloon
88. build a rec-center for kids in my neighborhood – name it after my father
89. Be a Big Brother
90. join a church and be involved
91. become an good classical pianist
92. play piano in a blues band
93. buy a really crappy, sputtering motorcycle with a sidecar
94. hold a government position
1. watch a basketball game in Madison Square Garden (preferably NCAA)
2. watch a baseball game at Yankee Stadium/Fenway Park/Wrigley Field
3. NY – visit Sagamore Hill (home of Theodore Roosevelt)
4. attend a Heavyweight Boxing title fight
5. go to a Pride/UFC event
6. go to a Notre Dame home football game
7. go to a KU basketball game/go to KU Late Night
8. swim in the Pacific Ocean
9. travel to Mexico
10. meet the President
11. go to New Orleans for Mardi Gras
12. go back to Memphis
13. see the South – Robert Johnson’s crossroads, etc.
14. travel through Europe
15. see the Parthenon and Coliseum, etc.
16. watch a bullfight in Spain
17. fish in the Irati River in Northern Spain
18. go to Crete
19. go to the Louvre in Paris
20. Pamplona – Running of the Bulls
20. take a road-trip to the southwest United States
21. visit Mt. Rushmore
22. visit the pyramids of Egypt
23. go to a monster truck rally/demolition derby
24. teach my son how to play baseball
25. live on a fishing boat after I retire
26. fight in a boxing match
27. attend a film festival
28. devote an entire year to growing a beard
29. dunk a basketball
30. chop down a tree with an axe and make something cool with the lumber
31. learn astronomy
32. bowl a 200+ game
33. finish a marathon
34. win a ping pong tournament
35. work for a political campaign that I believe in
36. publish an op-ed piece
37. learn to speak German fluently
38. get a Ph.D
39. teach a college course
40. work on the railroad for a year
41. learn to play the harmonica
42. buy a really old Cadillac
43. go deer hunting - shoot a 14-point buck
44. enter a hotdog eating contest
45. see an Indiana high-school basketball game
46. see Colorado; climb a mountain
47. have a puppy
48. have a baby rat as a pet
49. enter a chess tournament
50. buy a motorcyle
51. see Mount Kilimanjaro
52. take a scenic overnight train ride somewhere in the U.S.
53. Go to the Baseball Hall of Fame in Cooperstown, NY
54. bench press 300 lbs
55. run a mile in under 5 minutes
56. Squat 350 lbs
57. Deadlift 400 lbs
59. do 100 consecutive pushups
59. make 1 million dollars in a year
60. start my own company
61. ride a horse
62. do 30 consecutive pullups
63. make 100 free throws in a row
64. read the Bible
65. get married
66. write a novel
67. learn about astronomy
68. read a biography of every American President
69. take a physics class
70. become an above-average cook
71. gamble at a casino in Monte Carlo
72. Be a contestant on Jeopardy
73. compete in a Triathlon
74. tour Washington, D.C.
75. See the Northern Lights in Alaska
76. start my own charity
77. start my own scholarship foundation
78. Go to the New Orleans Jazz and Heritage Festival
79. Take a steamboat ride on the Mississippi
80. see the Grand Canyon
81. have grandchildren – have an strong family tree
82. own artwork (Monet, etc.)
83. Research my heritage – start a heritage project
84. own a restaurant
85. have my portrait painted
86. own a house with a fitness room and a swimming pool
87. fly in a hot-air balloon
88. build a rec-center for kids in my neighborhood – name it after my father
89. Be a Big Brother
90. join a church and be involved
91. become an good classical pianist
92. play piano in a blues band
93. buy a really crappy, sputtering motorcycle with a sidecar
94. hold a government position
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
LA_Chico
Senior Don Juan
bro, star in a Hollywood movie
Go into outserspace ....
hell when i die , i want my body to be sent into a black hole.... il probably be stuck in the gravitational pull for eons until some advanced race can beam me out and revive me , or il get shredded to pieces by the gravitational pull .... either way i still want my carcass to be shipped into the black hole....
hell when i die , i want my body to be sent into a black hole.... il probably be stuck in the gravitational pull for eons until some advanced race can beam me out and revive me , or il get shredded to pieces by the gravitational pull .... either way i still want my carcass to be shipped into the black hole....
Precursor
Don Juan
Live without Regret
Rebound Material
Master Don Juan
lose this fcukin V-card =P.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
MisterNigma
Don Juan
Two Words:
Global Domination.
I know it's a tad out there, but what the heck, I doubt I'm the only one on here with the occasional impulse to control the world. Not likely to happened, but one can dream.
Now I just need funding...
-E.Nigma
P.S. - ^^^ Just for the record, this is a joke, but I'm really not kidding.
Global Domination.
I know it's a tad out there, but what the heck, I doubt I'm the only one on here with the occasional impulse to control the world. Not likely to happened, but one can dream.
Now I just need funding...
-E.Nigma
P.S. - ^^^ Just for the record, this is a joke, but I'm really not kidding.
Cloudtopsun2100
Senior Don Juan
piss off a cliff
MisterNigma
Don Juan
Did that. :rock:Cloudtopsun2100 said:
-E.Nigma
Cloudtopsun2100
Senior Don Juan
yes I have done that and also pissed on a jetta before - of course I was not drunk during the cliff piss thats for SURE 400 feet up..hell no
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.