Crazy Asian
Master Don Juan
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I've been desperately trying to improve myself for over a year now, and here are some things that have worked well for me.
And also note that this is in my high school, and I know the girls here to some extent.
You see a girl you know sitting at a table with friends. (she has to be interested in you at least a little bit) and you walk up from behind her and start massaging her shoulders. Then after 5-10 sec, take her shoulder and start humping it. I got laughs from everyone at the table and it was a great icebreaker with her other friends.
One day the lunch line was almost as big as my penis! So i just went up and cut a girl I knew and sort of wrapped my arm around her lower back. The dude behind me was like "WTF!" And i just said "come on man, my girlfriend here was just savin my spot
" The girl seemed highly interested after this.
Plus, this could also be a great way to introduce yourself to a new girl that u don't know.
What also works well is putting them in an awkward situation, and they don't know what to do. For example: i was trying to convince this girl that asian people had X-ray vision. So i proved it to her by saying that i could see her underwear, and that it was pink. She said that I was wrong and I said "Prove it" with a huge smirk.
This girl was wearing a shirt under a sweatshirt with a zipper. After a series of events, i was placed right in front of her. Then i saw that the shirt under had something interesting on it and unzipped her sweatshirt. I torn it off as if we were about to have crazy wild sex. Of course she fought back a little, but i knew she was loving it.
... ... ...
you get the point....
keep in mind that these girls were interested in be before doing these things, and i wouldn't do any of this to a stranger.... well maybe except #2.
holy sh1t that was my 200th post.
i guess this post is sort of a celebration for that
And also note that this is in my high school, and I know the girls here to some extent.
You see a girl you know sitting at a table with friends. (she has to be interested in you at least a little bit) and you walk up from behind her and start massaging her shoulders. Then after 5-10 sec, take her shoulder and start humping it. I got laughs from everyone at the table and it was a great icebreaker with her other friends.
One day the lunch line was almost as big as my penis! So i just went up and cut a girl I knew and sort of wrapped my arm around her lower back. The dude behind me was like "WTF!" And i just said "come on man, my girlfriend here was just savin my spot
" The girl seemed highly interested after this.Plus, this could also be a great way to introduce yourself to a new girl that u don't know.
What also works well is putting them in an awkward situation, and they don't know what to do. For example: i was trying to convince this girl that asian people had X-ray vision. So i proved it to her by saying that i could see her underwear, and that it was pink. She said that I was wrong and I said "Prove it" with a huge smirk.
This girl was wearing a shirt under a sweatshirt with a zipper. After a series of events, i was placed right in front of her. Then i saw that the shirt under had something interesting on it and unzipped her sweatshirt. I torn it off as if we were about to have crazy wild sex. Of course she fought back a little, but i knew she was loving it.
... ... ...
you get the point....
keep in mind that these girls were interested in be before doing these things, and i wouldn't do any of this to a stranger.... well maybe except #2.
holy sh1t that was my 200th post.
i guess this post is sort of a celebration for that